Hundreds of hairnets were strewn along Mounts Bay Rd yesterday morning. Some truck roll-over perhaps. The spotty teens running Claremont Hungry Jacks needed emergency nets ‘coptered in from Subiaco. Arrived just in time.
I thought they were hundreds of bride garters at first.


May see the rise of a hair net inspired cargo cult in that part of town.
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Watch out for hairy burgers.
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Or as Screamin’ Jay Hawkins unaccountably kept on shouting when I saw him perform, “Fur burger! Fur burger!”
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Screamin’ Jay had some sublime moments, but it’s hard to argue that track’s one of them. He got stuck on bellowing Sweetmeats for a time too. TGIF.
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Any of them tagged?
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the top photo looks like seahorses having a cuddle
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Seahorses are cunts.
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hilarious comment Daniel
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Nudibranches.
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Perv
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Hairnet today, gone
The way of Hitler moustache
Tomorrow. Eliza?
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Clearly a slow Worst day. Everyone must be resting up for a BoFo piled to the sky with the chicest eclecticism.
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Will the BoFo be ruined by the kind of STM-reading fuckwit seeking ecleticism?
Or will boho soho mofos drive the STM factions back to the St Quentin quartier?
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eclecticism dammit
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It’s totes ruined already by excluding the 21 bus (driven or not by dog faced cunts) from crawling through the festivities.
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I always loved the flying 44 meself when I lived in the Avenues
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Personally I’m looking forward to seeing the Highgate Primary school rock band smash up their instruments.
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Wouldn’t you need one of these to cover one of these ? I’d like to see Ronney’s ads for their skirts.
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What are those white stick things anyway?
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