Tag Archives: outrage

Tinned Heat

MOJITO IN A CAN!!!! This outrage is from Japan. Where do you even put your muddler????? And it’s fucking Bacardi. Would Mt Gay conflict with Mt Fuji Japan? Well would it? 

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Culture Wars. 

Just putting this here to let the future know you could still buy such items in Perth in 2016.  

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boatshed

Good to see WAToady filing on the always-excellent Bell Tower Times. BUT – woe! – you can tell their reporter doesn’t do much strolling in the western suburbs. It is Boatshed, not the boatshed. Good DAY, sir.

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Work ethic

Sheesh. It seems like only yesterday I was fridge FAGged. Now my work ethic is being publicly questioned. I must try harder. But as Yoda says: “There is no try, there is only do.”    

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Free the bears!

Not quilty!   

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Outraged

Now my mind knows that Outrage Cohen drives a Honda Jizz, but my heart always sees him in a clagged Sigma, with the Starion donk pouring home brand sump oil onto the driveway of a burnt out Claremont Council forecourt. … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 27 Saussure sizzle

TWOP goe’s all dyadic on you’re asses! You will recall from you’re communications unit at uni that “Nothing is a sign unless it is on my vibrant blog” (McDonald, while sitting on the khazi). And don’t forget: “You cant’ have … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 23 the ultimate

Cottesloe, and the apogee of Western civilisation thanks to the resources boom. Optional apostrophe-abusing wok burner $7500. In Claremont they put Nollamara on a pedestal. In Guildford they’re concerned with bigger things. Also in Guildford they’re getting a bit spooky: … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday

Christ, but it was hard to contribute meaningfully to the culture. After tripping over the pram in the hall he’d plonked down hoping to grab a few minutes to get the blog post out of the way (“Dude, you said … Continue reading

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