Tag Archives: kangaroo

Outrage Sunday 252 Barrack Street

As I walked busily down Barrack Street Talking on my phone, vital things to do Thinking of what to say and who to meet I noticed a man who’s legs were askew. People surged, looked away, and stepped around Four … Continue reading

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Jazz Apples

“Am I the only one that thinks these sound like an amusing nickname for testicles?” our vanilla-plating comrade Bento asks. “As in, ‘Johnson banged one in short, but it kept low and hit Cook right in the jazz apples‘.” Teh … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 32 crouching tiger, hidden nurries

Festive fare: will you be getting a shaver in your Christmas sac? It’s taken this guy 10 months to get from Nollamara to Midland: Young David Bell at Teh Voice isn’t carving turkey on December 25: I would buy Krazy … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 24 meat

Meat: what is it good for? Absolutely nothing, and Coles alienate vegetarians and vegans (they also have a chicen version). Try and make meat out of this, Coles: if you do you’ll have to go to West Swan. Coles are … Continue reading

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Wake in Fright

Ronggly asks, “Does this water feature look like the kangaroo eats the green and then craps out the same geen material virtually undigested?” Yes Ronggly it does. It is a bargain compared to the Pinder Surprise though. It’s hard to … Continue reading

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