Ahem, Lisa Scaffidi, She-Ra Princess of Power, long may you reign etc…What has happened to the plaque announcing the opening of the Cultural Centre by Brian Burke? Clearly seen here seven or eight years ago? If it is being “culturally cleansed”, can I have it?
Don’t you dare give this woman a ticket, City of Swan (who do great signs): she’s singing, not standing. This Guildford treasure didn’t last long, anyway. I bet that’s a Nyttja frame, from our Swedish friends. 
This south Cottesloe scene was puzzling. Why would you go to the expense and trouble of getting an artisan to create a distressed garage door? Why not just whack in a nice shiny Rollerdoor? 
The cracked Smartie on this bikkie is indicative of – what? The design for the new footy stadium at Burswood? A metaphor of the chemtrails behind our relentless blue sky? 
It’s the sort of thing Dan (who is a bit like Shenton?) would eat. 
How long before the Nedlands Council has this condemned? The setbacks and the parapet walls of stages 2 and 3 will be stillborn. By Pete F.
Vasse. Obviously. By Mancey.
Although I guess before you fuck aoili you need to be able to spell aoili. Shouldn’t it be fuck quinoa? Fremantle, Gesha Coffee, by Reign of Error. Apparently cnr Queen Victoria and James St. I couldn’t find it on street view at first. Only a billboard claiming, “The answer is Melville.” But there it is, opposite Shacks Holden and next to Yacht Grot. Wasn’t there a cool underground cafe at Shacks site in the 1980s?
Pete F. Mosman Park. By the way, wot fuck?
There’s nothing like the sausage roll… of a jaded Chinese Princess. The educating of the Fremantle palate. By Mixed Media.
I apologise for any inconveieniences over today’s late Outrage Sunday. After a wonderful party in Mosman Park I rested my eyes on the train home – and woke up in Midland with three transit guards around me (or was it two?). I tried to explain I had celebrated my friend’s 50th a little too exuberantly, but they were abrupt. “The train’s going back: make sure you get off at Guildford,” one of them said. Thank goodness they didn’t ask me for my passport! I found them a bit too Border Force. Having said that, our train guards deal with some very difficult passengers at times: and having to deal with an ageing reporter snoring with his mouth wide open is not ideal.
First, to Bunbury, and this contribution from Rick O’Shea. “The only thing worse than a nigger in your woodpile, or a fly in your ointment, is an Indian on your roof,” Dr O’Shea said. Pardon me? 
At least that’s a conventional law-abiding roof. Look at the atrocities this patriarchal crypto-fascist military-industrial complex is foisting on our children! Brutal. You know there are tenants in there. I can’t wait to see their version of the setback-crushing Rottnest. 
Bento was in Coles Hillarys. “A reminder that Hillarys is still close to Mullaloo,” he said. 
This was in a Royal Show bag given to one of my padowans. Maaaaaate! I trust the goodies in the new Minions bag is fresher that what we got. 
Let me leave you in Nedlands, where you can buy anything. A fine time was had by all.
One for the future cunts. Of transport history. North Fremantle. By Reign of Error.
Reign of Error documents another untriumph of the will. A Willagee resident (Carps?) pulling out nine months, NINE MONTHS mind you, into a a year long “leave the christmas tree up” jag. The work is done. The missus has ceased rolling eyes, and has levelled off into a bleak valium denial. But they still break. With the very finish line in sight. Myers is barely days away from tinsel. Coles have got fucking easter eggs ready to go. If we are ever to rise to a true post vibrant future, a past of a christmas tree – the same christmas tree forever stamping a human face, must be compliant! This is the true Willagee Horror. 
 | Anonymous on The Bunbury of The North |
| Anonymous on Old Mill Rising |
 | AHC McDonald on Old Mill Rising |
| Anonymous on Old Mill Rising |
| AHC McDonald on Rooting on The Wrackline |
| Anonymous on Rooting on The Wrackline |
| AHC McDonald on Old Mill Rising |
 | Blood on Old Mill Rising |
| Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… |
| Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… |
| AHC McDonald on The Montegiallo School of… |
| Anonymous on The Montegiallo School of… |
| Anonymous on The Knock Shop of Broken … |
| Anonymous on The Knock Shop of Broken … |
 | The Definitive Ranki… on Kalamunda, Australia’s u… |
The Asia Beat
The Worst of Perth 