Another loss of nerve

Reign of Error documents another untriumph of the will. A Willagee resident (Carps?) pulling out nine months, NINE MONTHS mind you, into a a year long “leave the christmas tree up” jag. The work is done. The missus has ceased rolling eyes, and has levelled off into a bleak valium denial. But they still break. With the very finish line in sight. Myers is barely days away from tinsel. Coles have got fucking easter eggs ready to go. If we are ever to rise to a true post vibrant future, a past of a christmas tree – the same christmas tree forever stamping a human face, must be compliant! This is the true Willagee Horror. xmas

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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13 Responses to Another loss of nerve

  1. Reign of Error says:

    UV damaged red baubles speak of relentless Perth azure

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  2. orbea says:

    I blame Tones – ditching the obvious Christian Death Cult references before ISIS arrives

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  3. you'll get wet says:

    The Good Sammy death cult will be replaced with the Good Dhimmi

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  4. Russell Woolfe's Lovechild says:

    Local government gets in on the act.

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  5. Anonymous says:

    But the very next day……… They gave it away……….

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