Category Archives: worst sign

Outrage Sunday 33 God’s shuttlecock

A week to go: as prayers are affected by the wind, competitive worship is done indoors. Is Santa a Fantapants? Would he die for me, and can he do a vertical jump smash? We’ll never know. Mt Lawley? Maylands? Opposite … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 32 crouching tiger, hidden nurries

Festive fare: will you be getting a shaver in your Christmas sac? It’s taken this guy 10 months to get from Nollamara to Midland: Young David Bell at Teh Voice isn’t carving turkey on December 25: I would buy Krazy … Continue reading

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In Season Eco Sociopaths

Was trying to construct a tableaux, but failed to connect these two excellent pictures by James N. Let quality be their juxtapositioning, or perhaps their Western Suburbsing. Subiaco and Nedlands. Let’s be grateful the state gummint aren’t eco Derridarians.

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Honour The Flat Cat

Tristan H submits Flat Cat, with the added bonus of  ute with spotlights and Red Rooster rampant. Let me just throw P.’s HONOUR STUDENT!!!! Volvo into the mix. I’ll wager that the honour student insists on being dropped off 5k’s … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 27 Saussure sizzle

TWOP goe’s all dyadic on you’re asses! You will recall from you’re communications unit at uni that “Nothing is a sign unless it is on my vibrant blog” (McDonald, while sitting on the khazi). And don’t forget: “You cant’ have … Continue reading

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Occupy Perth

Trust Perth to turn the Occupy brand to into a wet teatowel franchise. Aka fart in a bottle. If you can’t spell mining on your first go, for Gina’s sake get yourself a new piece of cardboard! I’m all for … Continue reading

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Registered Lawns

OK, there has been some questions from interstate and international TWOP fans about what a registered lawn is in Perth. Here is the lowdown. The strip of (public) land between your front boundary and the road is the arena of … Continue reading

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Vibrancy IV

Another wasteland by Orbea. Art? Advertising? Tree of Life? Who knows these days. Location unspecified, but the whole scene is the CHOGMification of Perth’s essence. I’m guessing Morley Drive precinct, or perhaps The Boulevard of Broken Worsts.

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Senior Sexpo

By Mancey from Bunbury, seen in Dallyellup. Mancey couldn’t see quite see what the seniors were wearing, but it needed a bloody good ironing. Thanks Dave Allen for that joke.

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It Burns

Thing is, even if the burn was lit, you’d still be in the city of burnt cock. By Jason N. In Cockburn there is no win. You be cock or you be burnt cock. And don’t be telling me it’s … Continue reading

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