Tag Archives: perth

Wormhole Tasmania?

Remember Alex & Jenny’s terrifying Tasmanian Bathos? Well Jane Z bought this in a Tasmanian opshop twenty years ago? I’m wondering if it’s the purchasers not the sister marrying island that is actually the problem here?

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts | Tagged , , , | 1 Comment

Outrage Sunday 252 Barrack Street

As I walked busily down Barrack Street Talking on my phone, vital things to do Thinking of what to say and who to meet I noticed a man who’s legs were askew. People surged, looked away, and stepped around Four … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, Worst poetry | Tagged , , , , | 27 Comments

Worst Tours

Alasdair notes that derelict, broke architects are doing “worst tours” of Porto, Portugal. Why can’t our architects in Perth be doing this – or doing anything else apart from designing buildings? I wonder if the Porto guys are aware of … Continue reading

Posted in worst architecture | Tagged , , , , , | 2 Comments

Two steps back

I complained to Perth council that their (also lame) painted artwork on the Cultural Centre paving was dangerous when wet. Looks like they are grinding it off as a result. I can’t help feeling I’m fighting a losing battle against … Continue reading

Posted in worst art, worst public art | Tagged , , , , | 11 Comments

People of the sand

Alasdair goes direct from Mandurah to Marseilles. That sort of shock could crack your soul. But there is a kind of Perth look. The blue sky not quite as relentless, and no cocii. But it’s there.    

Posted in *Worst of The World | Tagged , , , | 23 Comments

Mystery art

The usual redback for the person who can illuminate us about this, which I think was on Newcastle Street, near the Hatch building. I don’t know much about public art, but I know it’s no Der Rufer.   

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, worst art, worst of perth | Tagged , , | 2 Comments

Four Backwards Steps

Come on Perth, I thought we were Post Vibrant now? We are backsliding back to pre vibrancy. 4 examples. 1: The shitty bronze of Governor Stirling,(recently shamed as some kind of Pedo by Dodgy Perth – the Gov, not the … Continue reading

Posted in worst name, worst public art | Tagged , , , | 44 Comments

Faux Ted’s Excellent Adventure

My humility video is out now.  

Posted in not worst | Tagged , , | 13 Comments

The evil that architects do

So while our architects should be here designing the convention centre and Perth Arena, these bastards are off curing polio??!!? (Architect – polio eradicator). Scum. William Street.   

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts | Tagged , , | 2 Comments

Cultural Embarassador

I’m going with not worst for this. (obviously). Unless you can speak Chinese, in which case I have a new category. Worst pronunciation of Chinese by me. If subtitles don’t appear, click CC button.

Posted in not worst, worst pronunciation | Tagged , , , , , | 19 Comments