It Burns

Thing is, even if the burn was lit, you’d still be in the city of burnt cock. By Jason N. In Cockburn there is no win. You be cock or you be burnt cock. And don’t be telling me it’s pronounced “Coe” burn. It be cock.  Suck it up.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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54 Responses to It Burns

  1. NF#1 says:

    Cockburn sure has some prime venereal estate though.

    Thank you.

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    • NF#1 says:

      Warts and all it’s a great place.

      You’re too kind.

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      • NF#1 says:

        So a jellybaby goes to see a Cockburn doctor. “Doc,” he says, “I’m burning … down there.” The doctor takes a quick look. His eyes widen before he asks, “What have you been doing?” The jellybaby replies glumly, “Doc, I admit it – I’ve been screwing allsorts.”

        Too too kind, really.

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  2. The Legend 101 says:

    L.O.L, it looks like flames are coming off the letters.

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  3. Colon Barney say there’s an effin shark out there with your number on it. We need all youse to get in the longboats , together with the extra 700 policemen, and get that effer or this whole CHOG’M business, funny uniforms and all, will turn to shit.

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    • B.T. says:

      Would the shark bow, curtsey, or just offer to shake hands with the Queen?

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    • skink says:

      I went for a bike ride yesterday round the bridges from the Causeway to the Narrows. I saw four separate groups of coppers on the bike path. Not doing anything, just blocking the path and chatting with each other. One lot were lurking in the underpass.

      Clearly they are expecting terrorists to hit Chogm on bicycles, or maybe roller blades.

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      • They were standing on great Eastern Highwway. HRH is stopping at the Maracoonda to freshen up then a motorcade to the convention centre.

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        • Pete says:

          We had a new in-car game yesterday. Every time you see plod you have to shout ‘CHOGM’.
          Just been for a walk – I wish charity panhandlers had been moved out for CHOGM. Perhaps they’ll be declared a street nuisance by mid week. One can only hope.

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        • Frank Calabrese says:

          THey were there to enable the safe passage of the PM who was in a CHOGM Vehicle rather than the usual Commonwealth car she uses in Perth.

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      • long onw says:

        They are expecting CHOGUM heads of states to be propositioned by sodomites to bring down their governments.

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  4. Ljuke says:

    Are there any reported instances of someone joining the r and n through dodgy kerning, to produce “Cockbum”?

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  5. DudeCloverdale says:

    I have always prounced it as cockburn cement, anybody that picks me up, I say, if you stuck yours in it, it would.

    That shuts them up.

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