Outrage Sunday 33 God’s shuttlecock

A week to go: as prayers are affected by the wind, competitive worship is done indoors.

Is Santa a Fantapants? Would he die for me, and can he do a vertical jump smash? We’ll never know. Mt Lawley? Maylands? Opposite Mercy Hospital, anyway.

Krazy Kym has been dropping hints all week about with what she wants me to stuff her stockings, but I got the message loud and clear these Linneys creations are not required.

I am baffled. Armageddon happened on Wednesday and I missed it.

Stop the shuttlecock-bashing, skull-worshipping, Santa-pantsing, end-of-the-world madness. Just stop it.

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70 Responses to Outrage Sunday 33 God’s shuttlecock

  1. The Legend 101 says:

    Merry Christmas Everyone!

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  2. vegan says:

    i’m with krazy kym on the rings.

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  3. Rolly says:

    WAST?
    Is that archaic for *was*?

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  4. Snuff says:

    It’s now clear what DFOC would be happy and excited to get. Which reminds me.

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  5. Dave says:

    Ain’t no party like an S-Club party!

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  6. Bento says:

    I see what you did there.

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  7. Russell Wolfe's Lovechild says:

    krysma – we know it’s you Justin.

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  8. orbea says:

    I held my high note and my rectum prolapsed

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  9. Russell Wolfe's Lovechild says:

    At least they are not having a Christmas Pogrom.

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  10. Bento says:

    “Hold your high”?

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  11. skink says:

    Christopher Hitchens dead
    now Vaclav Havel dead

    these things come in threes

    so it’s not looking good for Molly

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  12. Russell Wolfe's Lovechild says:

    On the third day he rose from teh grave … … because Tuesday is badmington night.

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  13. rottobloggo says:

    Krazy Kym says sign fixed – Vanished Worst!
    TWoP spake, and the world listeneth.

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