Tag Archives: maylands

Swallow Bar review

Posted on September 13, 2012 by AHC McDonald

We went to the much awaited Swallow Bar for a real visit, and here’s what it is like. The front section is quite cute. The booths look pretty good and it’s all nicely done, but the place is just too … Continue reading →

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Abandoned dreadlock Maylands

Posted on July 31, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Budda lala land has all the proof (as if you needed it) that Mt Lawley is dead and Maylands is the place to be. A lone abandoned dreadlock. Yes the Rastas, the poodle owners and their entourage of Door Bitches … Continue reading →

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browesing with Bento

Posted on June 11, 2012 by rottobloggo

Sticking with the emerging theme of Maylands drunkards, Budda Lala Land sends this superb bit of Cash Twon-esque signwriting. Were the B, W and S already there, and they had to make the other letters fit? I wish the Heritage … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 57 not long now

Posted on June 10, 2012 by rottobloggo

The Worst of Perth can reveal Swallow – aka Madkuntz, aka Knobgoblins, aka Spitz – will open Sunday, July 1 (which is also Canada Day). How did we get this world scoop? We called Zoe and identified ourselves as a … Continue reading →

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WW 204 Bento Maylands teapots

Posted on June 9, 2012 by rottobloggo

And so finally I get my hands on the keys to the editorial Scorpion.  This week promises to bring at least 60% more sneering; however, as is customary during TLA’s absences, the sneering will be interspersed with ridicule of the … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 46 lonely and hard

Posted on March 18, 2012 by rottobloggo

Jebus raised his sunnies and asked her, “Yo, woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?” Every pen-sucking gerbalist takes The Australian on Monday, for the Media supplement. I had to write to the editor last week after being … Continue reading →

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The Sangrurian

Posted on February 17, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Rule 1 of car graphics, is of course to imply that your car is fast enough to cause flame, not that it might be on fire in your driveway. Second rule is, don’t make it look like it’s a high … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 38 true blue

Posted on January 22, 2012 by rottobloggo

Massive excitement whizzing home in the Jizz on Friday when a car behind me, at first blush, looked like the Bento-mobile. The go-faster stripes look like the sort of thing an ageing Maylands rainmaker hipster would stick on his wheels. … Continue reading →

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I still can’t Swallow

Posted on January 12, 2012 by AHC McDonald

(Alarmingly) small small bar Swallow, (aka Madcuntz MadKûntz aka Knobgoblins) is still nowhere near completion. The photo makes it look twice the size it actually is. I looked in the other day and there’s not even a bar in there … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 33 God’s shuttlecock

Posted on December 18, 2011 by rottobloggo

A week to go: as prayers are affected by the wind, competitive worship is done indoors. Is Santa a Fantapants? Would he die for me, and can he do a vertical jump smash? We’ll never know. Mt Lawley? Maylands? Opposite … Continue reading →

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