Tag Archives: guildford

Dust Off

Yes, its terrible, but isn’t just about every approved grave as well? Your machine carved Mary’s and no better hand carved Josephs and lambs.  I’m inclined to say fuck off monumental audit officer! Why is there even such a job? … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 289 no parklet in heaven

Krazy Kym dodged the Jehovah’s Witnesses yesterday. Afterwards I admired their pamphlet. I hadn’t realised there were subliminal messages about the Antichrist in the images. What is that bloke doing – threshing? The JWs say the Bible’s lunar calendar has … Continue reading

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Get behind it

I’ve taken to just visiting the vacant site of the soon to be Guildford McDonalds and sighing in anticipation. Guildford knobheads are actually protesting against this, a site which has been waste ground for decades. Are Guildford residents the most up … Continue reading

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Well deserved 24/7

Still hard to stop laughing about Guildford. They protested against apartments next door to the oddly disappointing Guildford Hotel , so now they are getting a 24 hours McDonalds! Priceless. Will the rub and tug have to go 24 hours … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 283 I know Jesus is true

Apoligies for the inconvieneince of today’s late OS. I’m still in mourning over no more Fringe. Now the Jesus-bombing season starts, and won’t let up until the UWA book sale. When in City Beach, use the right broom, thank you. … Continue reading

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Disturbing 

It’s no Duewburner, but a really stressful commitment to hugging. Every day!!!! Can it be sustained? In Guildford???? I can’t take this pressure. 

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Outrage Sunday 251 slow

I’m throttling back this weekend. What with the election uncertainty, sharks off Nedlands, a VIP toilet in Subiaco, it’s a good time to bunker in. Mind you, I still look decisive, dextrous, authoritative. Even shopping is a yucky experience. I … Continue reading

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Yagan’s Revenge?

The Barnett government has made it hard to get to the oddly soulless Ellenbrook, and maybe that’s a good thing. Dodgy Perth has previously detailed Pedo Sirling’s unhealthy pursuit of this child. Why she has been rendered headless and “joyfully … Continue reading

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The new Guildford Hotel

In 2008 Krazy Kym and I were drinking in the beer garden. I was smoking. An associate with us was fiddling with the heater. Next morning – whaddaya know! This week the police told me the hotel-gutting fire was deliberately … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 240 Alpha

The new crossfit? Yoga? No, Alpha is religion. The questions rack up: where are you going? Is there more to life than this? Why does religion think appearing like sports gear will get the punters in? No pressure, no follow … Continue reading

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