Tag Archives: guildford

Dust Off

Yes, its terrible, but isn’t just about every approved grave as well? Your machine carved Mary’s and no better hand carved Josephs and lambs.  I’m inclined to say fuck off monumental audit officer! Why is there even such a job? … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 289 no parklet in heaven

Krazy Kym dodged the Jehovah’s Witnesses yesterday. Afterwards I admired their pamphlet. I hadn’t realised there were subliminal messages about the Antichrist in the images. What is that bloke doing – threshing? The JWs say the Bible’s lunar calendar has … Continue reading

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Get behind it

I’ve taken to just visiting the vacant site of the soon to be Guildford McDonalds and sighing in anticipation. Guildford knobheads are actually protesting against this, a site which has been waste ground for decades. Are Guildford residents the most up … Continue reading

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Well deserved 24/7

Still hard to stop laughing about Guildford. They protested against apartments next door to the oddly disappointing Guildford Hotel , so now they are getting a 24 hours McDonalds! Priceless. Will the rub and tug have to go 24 hours … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 283 I know Jesus is true

Apoligies for the inconvieneince of today’s late OS. I’m still in mourning over no more Fringe. Now the Jesus-bombing season starts, and won’t let up until the UWA book sale. When in City Beach, use the right broom, thank you. … Continue reading

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Disturbing 

It’s no Duewburner, but a really stressful commitment to hugging. Every day!!!! Can it be sustained? In Guildford???? I can’t take this pressure. 

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Outrage Sunday 251 slow

I’m throttling back this weekend. What with the election uncertainty, sharks off Nedlands, a VIP toilet in Subiaco, it’s a good time to bunker in. Mind you, I still look decisive, dextrous, authoritative. Even shopping is a yucky experience. I … Continue reading

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