A better way

Posted on July 19, 2011 by AHC McDonald

There’s always a better way. And if you get a left handed dog, it feels like someone else’s dog right? Hmm, I may need to workshop that. I like how this was rendered with a lighter, or even a candle. rendered by lighter but Auteured by Natalia Fan#1.

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The Best of The Worst of Perth Twitter

Posted on July 18, 2011 by AHC McDonald

@theworstofperth Current news alerts are in the sidebar, or subscribe to them all with The Worst of Perth rss news feed so you don’t miss any gold.

Friends fall out over correct spelling of “Jacksie”.

Russell Woolf shock! “Collar and cuffs” don’t match! Jet black hair “At odds” with other hair. “I admit the curtains don’t match the carpet…

Mates turn to cannibalism after just 2 hours stranded in outback…

Hendra may be spread by flashmobs not bats – Study…

When Hornbags go bad. Gen Y rediscovers the hornbag paradigm. Connotation, sign & the modality of hornbags have been rediscovered by Gen Y…

Quince industry reeling as secret study labels Quince eaters “largely wankers”. The Edith Cowan study looked at Quince paste and jam consume…

Confusion between “angina” and “vagina” responsible for 80% of medical lawsuits-AMA…

Less “Boom” more “Tish”. David Williamson’s baffling advice to Tim Winton nearly destroyed his faith in the written word…

Bayswater Council has worst kerning. A 5 year study by Edith Cowan Uni reveals that municipal Bayswater signage is under kerned by an averag…

Genuine Emos will be allowed inside CHOGM city lockdown, but Greens, and Feminists can “Shower and shave or ship out,” says Colin Barnett…

Tearing the Premier “a new arsehole” is all in days work for new media flack Dixie Marshall. “He doesn’t wobbble “jowl one” without my permi…

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Tities

Posted on July 18, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Two worsts by Ljuke. I like how they’ve picked on the Chinese edition as if to give an extra boost to English Lit understanding. Can’t see if it is by Darles Chickens. And with the other, I just love the name Noreen.

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Outrage Sunday Legs 11

Posted on July 17, 2011 by rottobloggo

I got a bit sulky when Krazy Kym wouldn’t let me buy this water slide. It was even on special for $299. Judging by the photos it enables you to float in the air. Magic. Probably just as well: the punters at the shops reckoned it would last about three minutes.

No cigar smoking near this: it could go up like a bastard!

This laptop certainly went up like a bastard during the Claremont council building fire last year.

I noted someone in the building enjoyed the breakfast of champions: Heinz butter chicen soup and sherry with a nice non-Rupert magazine.

After two bottles of Royal Reserve you just feel so – what?

But on the way home my mood was dampened by seeing this nametag tossed aside, without a trace of uberrima fides, on James Street in Guildford. Sadness.

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Weekend Worstoff 160

Posted on July 16, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Bento sees a mobile small bar in Mt Lawley full of Mauritian beer.Outrage is stepping out in his Shane Warne undies.

Bento also sees lamination poisoning spreading like Hendra in his own office. I’m more interested in the magnetic haiku, which, even with sharpening, cannot be read from this picture.And Hugh Jass saw this in Subi.Worst well.

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Hung like a Barra

Posted on July 15, 2011 by AHC McDonald

More fisherfolk with odd appendages. This one in Karratha Port Hedland from Rob F. Does this really do anything for Dedland? Why bother with dross like this. It’s simply terrible. Is he wearing a dress and being sucked off by a Barra? More city smartarse money wasted or FIFO’s fleeced? On the other hand, almost nothing short of a nuclear war could improve that craphole of the north Karratha. What a vile place it is.

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A Can in Claudia’s Basket

Posted on July 14, 2011 by AHC McDonald

I’m sure I’ve had another Murdoch University post concerned with cans. Ahh yes. Tullio supplies this one from Where Marxists Dare, where they were not wearing shoes long before Tim Winton was a twinkle in Elizabeth Jolley’s eye. Ahh Claudia. Can you not see that he loves you? How much more obvious than putting a can in your basket does he have to get?

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Dubrovniks nips chicken tits in bud.

Posted on July 13, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Andrew N actually found this classic worst in a shoebox. In analogue form! Coloured inks fused to some kind of paper backing not displayed on a screen! Amazing. He thinks the shots date from about 2000. Maybe Bag O’ Turnips can date that shiny futuristic van. Dubrovniks needs to return to this image.

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This is not the bindle you’re looking for…

Posted on July 12, 2011 by AHC McDonald

The Federal Police, the costume, the tude, the swag, the Western suburbs knob wagons, the photo taken from the grassy knoll – This worst has it all. I like to think he was mumbling, “Why don’t you go after the REAL criminals like you know, Darth Vader.” Masterpiece by Shaun N.

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Victoria Park, Town of Brothels but not Oktoberfests

Posted on July 11, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Dear Councillors of Victoria park. Now I hate young people and Oktoberfests as much as the next person, but I have to say I’m astounded at the attitude recently expressed that the Town of Victoria Park and locality of Lathlain are somehow “too good’ for such an event.

Lathlain is a craphole, which could only be improved by an Oktoberfest, with or without the “miles of vomit” you refer to. Why just a few metres from Lathlain Oval is the site of the notorious lesbian murders. Surely this locale is not too classy for such an event? I also notice that lathlain Park has recently hosted Sam Newman as a speaker. Surely less vomit would be produced by student drinkers than the unfortunates who had to look at Mr Newman (has that dude had a botched facelift?) or listen to him?

And let’s move on to Victoria park itself, most famous for being crammed with brothels and used car yards. This is the town that is too precious for an Oktoberfest? Perhaps the Curtin Student Guild should have proposed a “Brothelfest”. Presumably this would have sailed through the Council approval process without a problem.

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