Another scarifying look at Americaville worst a by BSWAM. Cold Spring motherfuckers.
Today we’re visitng Cold Spring, NY, a small town on the banks of the Hudson opposite the West Point Military Academy!
No…Cold Spring has fallen to a far more pernicious threat…
Bitsy: Ooh, how can we advertise our hot hude yoga sessions on the second floor of this building?
Titsy: How about a sign shaped like a peeping tom who just fell off the window ledge?
Both: Ha. ha. ha.
Priscilla: Nigel, darling, I know you’re from England and all, but the sign maker was adamant that he will only do 21 letters for the fee we agreed upon and I’m just wondering–
Nigel (screaming): IT’S A SHOPPE.
Actual comment overheard in this gallery: “The problem is no one appreciates art of this caliber.”