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Phwoar! Jennifer Byrne

Posted on July 17, 2017 by AHC McDonald

In which Tom Whitebait endures the inevitable interview with Jennifer Byrne. It’s supposed to be about the new book, phwoar, but inevitably the talk turns to bloody Cliché Street again. The Interview “Phwoar,” he breathes, sinking back into his chair, feeling … Continue reading →

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Phwoar! Perongerups!

Posted on July 15, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Another excerpt from phwoar, where Tom Whitebait finally gets builders pencil to Moleskin and gets some writing done. Tom’s tips for young writers wanting to use fish in their fiction: Bonito: Hard fighting but very poor tasting fish. I would advise … Continue reading →

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Yallingup Phwoar

Posted on July 5, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Couldn’t let TWOP finish without highlighting some more of our wonderful unpublished Phwoar. This section a masterpiece mainly by Alex. Has Tim ever reached these heights of literature?  No. He has not. ” It’s absolutely magnificent “…the understated chandelier that … Continue reading →

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On the Bib’

Posted on June 29, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Since nobody would publish our Booker compliant masterpiece phwoar, I might have to post some excerpts here for some kind of posterity. We find Tom Whitebait finishing the last section of the Bibbulman Track at Albany, dried Chiko Roll skins … Continue reading →

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Phony News

Posted on June 6, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Book burning season opened this week. Captured the demon of Trump’s hair rising up to consume the terrible Catcher in The Rye. Back then it might have been interesting that teenagers were whining. Now, not. 

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Radiation Cookbook

Posted on May 15, 2015 by AHC McDonald

What an outrage! The promised radiation cookery (strontium pintxos) turns out to be for a gas stove?! Might have to burn it.  

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Kokoda for Dummies

Posted on May 11, 2015 by AHC McDonald

See also Nanjing Massacre for Numpties and Hiroshima for Halfwits.  

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Chiaking because Gnarly

Posted on March 19, 2015 by AHC McDonald

By Orbea. Now I don’t know how big the biggest wave I ever surfed was, but as I wiped out, the skittish flatties were…well, you know what they were up to. And it was as gnarly as Jacko’s old man’s…well … Continue reading →

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The Second Walkabout

Posted on March 3, 2015 by AHC McDonald

I’ve always thought the second walkabout would be better. You’d be a bit more relaxed. One of them is called Ug.

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Patronising All Over

Posted on December 24, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Is this a passive aggressive “gift”? God he looks as hideous as he sounds. Is that a leather fucking tie? Just wait until book burning season comes round again.

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