Tag Archives: bayswater

Wine into Water, Bayswater Art Awards 2019

Bayswater Art Awards have come a long way. Once, some years ago, in a dark day for free-piss art openings, they only had an urn and teabags! With no wine!  Those that were there still bear the scars, but if … Continue reading

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Cheerio

As we’re saying cheerio, this faint praising plonked rock cocos growing relentless sky post from Bento should set it up. 

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Echo Chamber

Two art pieces fight it out in Maylands’ bustling 8th Avenue. The ironic public phone and the tongue in cheek Jesus Jockey. Get a room dudes.  In any case it’s all a barely suppressed up yours to stagnant Bayswater next … Continue reading

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Batch Snatch

Is it time to sack Bayswater Council? These bumblers want to be entrusted with sinking a railway? I wouldn’t think them competent to sink a ratepayer funded tinnie at a sausage sizzle. Against ALL advice, even from their own staff, … Continue reading

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Never Settle

Not sure what to make of this. Is it saying not to settle for crappy old Hahn beer? Although it is on the side of Bayswater Hotel where James Squiers is the pinnacle of beer fantasy. You’d have to be … Continue reading

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Bayswater Strike

The Bayswater Smartarse has struck again. I’m not 100% sure what the message is in all cases, but… kudos. 

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Cotton Blowback

I have long feared a backlash from the palmic community. Here it is. King William, Bayswater. By Martin L. 

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The Fineal Solution

Several people have been passing this around. A Morley home of such profound ugliness that it is the front runner for the design of the piazza that will be built over Bayswater Station. No need for 12 storeys. The lower … Continue reading

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A rolling casket of wot the fuckery?

Sometimes the only response to Bayswater is hysterical, desperate laughter. Was sent this by (I’m not sure I’m allowed to say who). And I thought it might be an attempt to hoax this organ. Mobile Parklets? An “Actor” led shambles … Continue reading

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Biked

I have a serious question. What are you supposed to do here if you are a driver on Baysie’s new bike utopia May Street? What are you suppose to glean from the markings? A street resident told me “Nobody knows.” … Continue reading

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