The Best of The Worst of Perth Twitter

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Friends fall out over correct spelling of “Jacksie”.

Russell Woolf shock! “Collar and cuffs” don’t match! Jet black hair “At odds” with other hair. “I admit the curtains don’t match the carpet…

Mates turn to cannibalism after just 2 hours stranded in outback…

Hendra may be spread by flashmobs not bats – Study…

When Hornbags go bad. Gen Y rediscovers the hornbag paradigm. Connotation, sign & the modality of hornbags have been rediscovered by Gen Y…

Quince industry reeling as secret study labels Quince eaters “largely wankers”. The Edith Cowan study looked at Quince paste and jam consume…

Confusion between “angina” and “vagina” responsible for 80% of medical lawsuits-AMA…

Less “Boom” more “Tish”. David Williamson’s baffling advice to Tim Winton nearly destroyed his faith in the written word…

Bayswater Council has worst kerning. A 5 year study by Edith Cowan Uni reveals that municipal Bayswater signage is under kerned by an averag…

Genuine Emos will be allowed inside CHOGM city lockdown, but Greens, and Feminists can “Shower and shave or ship out,” says Colin Barnett…

Tearing the Premier “a new arsehole” is all in days work for new media flack Dixie Marshall. “He doesn’t wobbble “jowl one” without my permi…

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42 Responses to The Best of The Worst of Perth Twitter

  1. Trisha says:

    Ooh, it’s on Twitter too?!! cripes…


  2. “The West” fires broadside at TWOP comedian, claims he is too intellectual for public.


  3. vegan says:

    tweeting inspired this week tla.


  4. Pete says:

    I enjoyed the prescience of the Hendra virus one. I’m surprised a news service hasn’t picked it up yet.


  5. The Legend 101 says:

    Twitter is a waste of time,MSN is Better


  6. skink says:

    anything that involves Dixie swearing like a bikie’s old lady will make me smile


  7. Can just register my disgust that I didn’t receive “retween one” for this masterpiece.

    Gay stallions last chance to avoid wild brumby cull. Introducing gay stallions to “naturally” reduce births in NSW high country is the last


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