Basso Oriental

Posted on July 27, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Another from Ljuke. If this is being run by two Italians, then I’m on board. I like how they’ve abandoned “Chinese font” .

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Get well Dog

Posted on July 27, 2011 by AHC McDonald

You’re weak dog. Piss weak. Bayswater by Ljuke.

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Unread reds riles red of head

Posted on July 26, 2011 by AHC McDonald

In this week of bad news, let me supend my original photos only policy for a moment, for one of the feelgood stories of the year. (Click for larger).  Thanks Bento. Remember the 2010 election Communard Alex “Bluebeard” Bainbridge? Here he is reading a Green Left he hasn’t had to fucking pay for pay for, while berating local libraries for blocking Stalinism to the pensioners, tightarses and school kids who don’t have their own computer. Look at them wallowing in Hegemony and collective beards.  Apart from “Corporate Theatre” are there two words better than “Green Left” to take you back to 1985? I think this deserves a reccomendation to read the whole Voice this week. Or at least grab a Beef & Bevy from The Oxford, or one of their Pint & Punjabs. (Bevy? Really? Pint & Punjab? Seriously?) Well done that paper. Kudos David “Jezza” Bell for the best local story of the year. And I haven’t yet mentioned Stephen “Dog’s bollock” Pollock’s story about Stirling’s plan to make the stabhole that is the Stirling Station precinct Perth’s new CBD. Why don’t we just bash and or rape ourselves and save the 16 billion? A light rail to Glendalough and Scarborough? Why the fuck not? How about a river of feces to the heart of the sun? It’s all possible in Stirling!  A front page to make the Subi Post spew their guts. Not worst.

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Falling Water

Posted on July 25, 2011 by AHC McDonald

I don’t want to step on Outrage’s toes, but here’s a dude urinating and slumping at the same time, by Tien T via Xavier S. Murray Street.

And to lighten the load, goon boxes (maybe) and number twos in Midland by Dirge. That is all. Nice start to the week no?

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Outrage Sunday Sonnet 12

Posted on July 24, 2011 by rottobloggo

 

The Taj Mahal is made in China. Yes,

I am knowing I look like Steve Carrel.

As well as my souvenirs costing less,

It is a difference point when I sell.

How it changes colour, please to admire,

When the refinery makes some mistakes.

Snow dome mausoleum’s morning fire,

Turn the Ixus flashes into snowflakes.

Please to jostle past the Diana bench,

A Grand Forks lady died here yesterday.

Taking more photos distracts from the stench.

Next year will you be ticking Pompeii?

Postcards? Hashish? Lego? Mind the dead dog,

G’day mate, and clear your mind of the fog.

 

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Weekend Worstoff 161

Posted on July 23, 2011 by AHC McDonald

A Weekend in the Hudson Valley. New York’s Hudson River Valley has fast become Perth’s “Sister Worst” thanks to Bartender’s Skills with a Manhatten. The place does have some awesome worsts, but this is unfortunately undercut by the rotting beauty of the place. Just makes me want to buy a collapsing mansion and live there.

Twilight of the Thunderbird, private estate, Millbrook.

In Germantown the current owner of the historic Rockefeller family home has found a prosaic use for the New York State Landmark sign on the front lawn.Another wonderful rotting mansion Pine Plains.Update to Halcyon Hall in aristocratic Millbrook: one of the front gables has collapsed and Town Security now patrols the grounds. How sad to see this amazing place collapsing in slow motion from afar  Bartender.

How do you deal with a fire hydrant on your front lawn?  In Valatie, you deal with it like this!And to show that junk shops look the same and carry the same stock worldwide… Maybe there can be an exchange program with Guildford.

Junk shop....near Millbrook.

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Inseminators 2011 Kern your tits off!

Posted on July 22, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Yes the cowardly B&S types have decided to pop their heads out of the rabbit (corn) hole again this year. At first I was fairly disappointed that they’d decided to go with bland mated with inept. All very ho-hum, apart from the wonderful spelling of discunt donatuion. Then I saw the kerning of the “A”. If I had just arrived from outer space, I would have assumed that these rural retards had never kerned “letter one” in their lives. In what universe does this constitute acceptable kerning of a capital A? The first fucking letter of the alphabet! Pure insanity. Add your kerning here.

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Panda filth

Posted on July 21, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Don’t bother calling. Apparently you pay THEM to shovel Panda shit. WTF?

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Signifier and Sign

Posted on July 21, 2011 by AHC McDonald

By Guy T. Look closer. From the makers of Supa (N)IGA.Also similar marker by Rob F. Equally subtle, The place to be seen/Crimestoppers.

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Kalettiquette

Posted on July 20, 2011 by AHC McDonald

A lovely couple of shots from The Ducktoucher on how they do a laminated sign in Kalgoorlie.

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