Bento sees a mobile small bar in Mt Lawley full of Mauritian beer.
Outrage is stepping out in his Shane Warne undies. 
Bento also sees lamination poisoning spreading like Hendra in his own office. I’m more interested in the magnetic haiku, which, even with sharpening, cannot be read from this picture.
And Hugh Jass saw this in Subi.
Worst well.
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The Worst of Perth 
I’m yet to meet a yellow Getz that isn’t a slut so it’s hardly seems worth the effort. I also take marks off for not writing it reversed so the driver can read it in the mirror.
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surely the driver would already know that he/she was a slut.
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Not always.
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But is it a message to the driver or advertising?
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I just assumed that the driver wrote it. In a “I’ll say it before someone else does” kind of way.
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Mt Lawley … or Maylands?
That looks like Bardon Park, around 3rd Ave.
And Maylands really needs a swank small bar on the waterfront.
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Near Mercy Hosp.
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My mistake. The divide between Maylands and Mt Lawley isn’t quite where I thought it was.
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About $2000 GRV and forty more fits in the garden each week
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Must we go through this every time?
Corner Ellesmere Road and Mitchell Street, at the back of Mercy Hospital, which is most certainly in Mount Lawley.
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I still consider that section (Mo) Faux Lawley. Like the little pocket of Waterford on the Bentley side of Manning Rd. In all but name (and rates) it is in Maylands.
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You are dead to me.
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I said good day, sir. I said GOOD DAY!
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While Sir John “Mainy” Maylands stipulated that his area only contained public and bawdy houses.
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It is a sign of the great mind , now at the 48 crash, that it is entirely uncluttered by facts.
http://www.perthvista.com/maylands.html
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I’m confused by the comparison. Does Waterford pretentiously make out like it’s Karawara, or is it the other way round?
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There’s a chunk of Waterford that is really in Bentley.
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I thought Waterford was in Ireland. How can Perth have so many suburbs – three years here and still am learning new ones, apart from the *new* ones.
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Such as keaney place and Garvey street.
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See you on greasy St, by MacArthur park…
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Yes, we must go through it each and every time. It helps with Mayland’s indentity crisis.
(Besides, initially I thought this was a smidge north of St Anne’s.)
Clearly U SLHD be band from dis sight. Clearly.
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What the hell thank You Grrr for explaining That To Me You know I thing you use To be a Salesman at Vox Adeon (No Offence)
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Ill tell one thing I am Bento, Sick of Your putting up with You and Orbeas stupidness 24.7 so it would be much appricated if you stopped and started learning some manners and that would be required.
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L.O.L a Hyundai Getz GL now that car is bad also you are a S— if you drive a yellow one.
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Gaint
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Dammit. I own a yellow Getz.
Little did I know when I handed over my cash, I was figuratively bending over and spreading my cheeks to the world. Damn you John Hughes.
Of course, a chance would be a fine thing. I don’t know if the wife would approve though.
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SLUT
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Go Away Orbea,Anyway Phreestyle do you? because my nan owns a White Accent and my neighbour owns a White Getz GL if you are intrested.
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Do either of them put out? I now have my yellow Getz owning slutty reputation to protect.
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No, They Protect them fairly well Phreestyle anyway my grandparents one dosent get used often because there normally at home and My Neighbours one normally just sits in the Driveaway but sometimes they go in it.
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love the rebekah brooks tweet.
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Secession tweets also excellent.
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