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Bento and I lived just across the road from Lathlain Oval during our uni days. I can confirm the presence of alcohol, greasy food and miles of vomit.
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I lived there for a few months as a child when we were fresh off the boat. Alcohol, greasy food and miles of vomit would’ve added a touch of class back then.
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Didn’t the lezzo witch murders happen there?
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I thought Collie… Oh hang on THOSE lezzo witch murders. I wonder if any other town has more than 1 lezzo witch murder per decade.
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What street were the Latho lezzos on?
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damn. I’m just toooo indexed. Trying to find out where the latho lezzo killers plied their trade turns up TWOP on google.
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OK so it was Rutland Avenue, mere seconds away from Lathlain oval. So a place that hosts lesbian witch murders is too good for an Oktoberfest? Jeeezarse! The venue has been worsted once before when Sam Newman came to town, and to which Ljuke wrote, “…if he (Newman) doesn’t make a joke about ejaculating on your wife, you should demand your money back.”
So Sam newman and Lezzo witch murderers. this is too up market for an Oktoberfest?
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Don’t forget the VCR flamingo mailbox, which is even nearer the oval than the lezzo emo witch house.
I am wondering, if you can’t have an Oktoberfest at the utterly decrepit Lathlain Oval, where *can* you have one?
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Lathlain dont need no more stinkin miles of vomit.
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Appeal dismissed.
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There’s abundant alcohol, greasy food and vomit around here too but I always thought it was because of the children, not proximity to Lathlain Oval.
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Or that was any given Saturday in Winter during a WAFL game, packed to the gunwales with boozy old-school bogan Demons supporters, not to mention their opposition fans too.
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If it;s good enough for Coney Island, it should be good enough for Lathlain Oval.
Which reminds me–I have to get you people some shots of Coney.
Warriors, come out to play.
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can u dig it?
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We loved this scrap of Coney news so much we plugged it at the POST.
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And bearing in mind, this is where they play Australian football, local Australian football. It seems a perfect place for the pissfest.
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There should be a Perth version of the Warriors. A gang of Dockers fans has to make it from a big meeting in Armadale, back to Freo without being killed by Eagles supporters, or jizzed on by Sam Newman.
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Surely it has to be winable game though?
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John Bissett Town of Vic Park – “you can shove your vibrancy, we dont want it”
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I’m in the gym listening to status quo moderating twop comments. All vibrancy starts here.
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Who’s the guest mod today, Francis Rossi or Rick Parfitt?
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I’d love to mash paper plane and Caroline together for the lyrics that should have been. “Would you like to ride my Caroline…”
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The whole saga reaches biblical proportions … a Moses-like Student Guild leading its oppressed followers to a Promised Land of piss and rooting.
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As Nelson from the Simpsons would say: “Ha ha”.
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Miles of vomit? Feh.
Come back to us when you can show miles of unwiped buttcrack.
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That too would’ve been present in spades between quarter time sirens back in the days of meaningful levels of WAFL game attendance until the Weagles came along and torpedoed the gate numbers.
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That would be in reply to rotto, above.
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Starting earlier in the day will prevent the miles of vomit??? Do they even know Perth teenagers?
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Shite!
The teenagers, as ever, are merely following the examples set by their elders.
You should see the abundance of pavement pizzas forming long trails from the two booze parlours on the Scarborough esplanade.
They use the prevous weeks presentations to guide their ways home, though the recent rain has caused a number of the alcoholically injured to find themselves waking up quite some distance from their intended destinations.
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The councillor who claims that Oktoberfest at Lathlain Oval will induce “…miles of vomit…” is clearly not familiar with the German beer festival culture. The best way to drink bier when there is from a one-litre stein, so clearly there’s gonna be “kilometres” of vomit, more like, given the Germans have metric for the last 139 years.
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Vergeltungswaffen Vomitus
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Do you use Yotube.com Orbea, If so i found a video you and Bento might like if you want to see it please go in Youtube and Search Juliet Dance.
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Loads Of Vomit, Thats i feel like ive had a cold for 2 days now, thanks to walking around in the cold on Busselton Jetty.
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That’s a looong jetty. Why didn’t you take the train?
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We did on the way there, but afterwards my stupid dad decided to walk all the way back.
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