First they came for the Bluebeards

Posted on November 18, 2011 by AHC McDonald

TWOP posterboy Alex Bluebeard Bainbridge, last seen spruiking access to Communism for tightarses in local libraries is on the job again fighting for free speech. Does seem a little harsh to fine him for the sign. For the beard yes. Another by Stephen Dog’s Bollock Pollock in The Perth Voice. As was the one below, with the delightful typo, “Dead man’s remains supressed by the CCC…”

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The straw that broke the Emu’s back

Posted on November 18, 2011 by AHC McDonald

“To find the soul it is necessary to lose loose it”. -Alexander Luria.
This shot was chilling in its intensity. Export through a straw! Urghh. We’re not in Fremantle any more are we Bluto? Auteured by Simon S. Claremont. (Although it looks more like Midland to me.)

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Old School

Posted on November 17, 2011 by AHC McDonald

By P. I laughed a lot. UWA,  ALVA (Architecture, Landscape architecture and Visual Arts). Surely Alva could have been worked into VULVA without too much trouble? Virtual United Landscape & Visual Arts?

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One Wheeled Trouser Snake

Posted on November 16, 2011 by AHC McDonald

SaltySuzy saw a unicycling juggler on a train out of the city. The most incredible part is that it wasn’t on the Fremantle Line! Is Freo spreading its juggling unicycle tendencies to Crabtown via the Mandurah Line? Improved public transport – What you gain on the Lingham, you lose on the Yoni.

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On the River Stxy, talk of the Twon

Posted on November 16, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Endless Murmur saw this across from the former Cash Twon on Bourbon Street and read it, as do I, as a condemnation of the critics, the haters, the haterz and the hatezr who mocked a poor but honest trader without native speaking friends or signwriters. Too right. I accuse Bento probably.  My God, what have you done?  I know this sentiment would curl lips on The Arrondissement, but they are simpler folk on Bourbon.

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On the banks of the Bofo

Posted on November 15, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Commenter Rob F asks why no Bofo action? Well, as I explained, I didn’t go, because I went to Fremantle to buy fixer to facilitate my magnificent return to film photography. I was offered a chance to “get something signed by Aaron Sandilands” while there, which I declined with a derisive snort. The only real Bofo material I have received was this from Bento, showing the back of Max Kay’s bonce. Is Max’s only value these days to remind us how much worse we could go than Lisa She-Ra Scaffidi as Mayor? He’s not even wearing a kilt, but here it is. Brownbook also adds a Bofo bin to the mix.

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Sugar Candy Mountain

Posted on November 15, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Paul E. saw this in East Victoria Park. A slice of student heaven? Perhaps the law of diminishing returns would kick in after the second student couch was attained.

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Rice-Milk Kool-aid

Posted on November 14, 2011 by AHC McDonald

JaneZ is worried that Occupy Perth is going a little too Jonestown, whereas I’m worried that they’re not going Waco enough. The First Ascension will of course suck off the rice milkers (to rapture town), while second and subsequent ascentions will lift the remaining joyful (but still resentful) soy milkers, leaving full cream milk drinkers wondering, “What happened to all those cunts? You know, the dudes with all the wellness and textured vegetable protein. They were just here a minute ago.”

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Outrage Sunday 28 fix the taps

Posted on November 13, 2011 by rottobloggo

An unworst to start: far, far away from the passive-aggressive anxious clenching of West Perth and the faith-hating, anti-gay, Marx-loathing madness of Como is the curt direction of Peppermint Grove (spoilt only by the untidy arrow):

I hope the taps were fixed at BoFo. There was a lot on yesterday: Bento parading his Movember at BoFo, Shazza’s boat at a shark-ravaged Rotto, me making an upside-down pear gingerbread cake in my gourmet preparation station, Kim Kardashian’s hubby lawyering up, and The Control Paradigm Workshop:

Do you wonder why events in Iraq over 5000 years ago still influence the world today?
Are you interested in being “free” and want to know what that means?
Do you have an interest in law and how to use it?
Do you struggle with “the system” but are not quite sure what that system is?
Do you have an interest in controversial even forbidden history?
Are you interested in the political elites? Do you want to “fix the taps”?
How do all these tie together?

For a $200 donation you could have been at a Perth Truth Seekers workshop with Rob Halford:

There isn’t much about what happened – or happens – in Iraq in Candy, which is why she may be in a Shenton Park flower bed:

Also in Shenton Park they are either rehearsing for the zombie apocalypse, protecting their verges, or erecting the barricades:

It’s enough to leave you feeling as flat as a squashed hat on Waratah Avenue in Dalkeith:

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Weekend Worstoff 177

Posted on November 12, 2011 by AHC McDonald

South Fremantle by Pete F.
Another rapture wagon by Tulio. Why do these Jesus Jockeys always have such shit cars? Is it because it’s easier for a rich man something, something, eye of a doodle? Taken near the corner of Shepherd Street? Nice.
John M. sends a gem from the ACT. Why didn’t we get a say in the design of Darch, ie long drop etc.Kenny.  The ACT community is invited to have its say on the development of
Gungahlin’s newest suburb Kenny, Environment and Sustainable
Development Deputy Director‐General, Ben Ponton, announced today.
“Kenny will ultimately accommodate around…
And baffling half priced rugs from Meccano in Melbourne. 

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