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The Long March

Kalamunda has blocked off the Bibbulman track!  I guess it’s to stop all the radical ideas coming up from Albany – rocks that look exactly unlike dogs, motel sex and natural granite. Less likely, being Kalamunda is that they’re finally … Continue reading

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Landfill of the Gods

Not even the recycling. Shame.  If I’ve done this before, I don’t care. Kalamunda. 

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Dead of The Day

Fin de Sicle on the membrane! Exclusive scoop photo from Cimbali of  John “The Dill” Day packing his office into a trailer. I hope he’s got enough post its and aa batteries to last through retirement.  He will be just … Continue reading

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Night of the long teatowels 

7 pm last night, we got an emergency call from Arts Minister John Day (of the dead). He said the swing was on and we were to destroy all arts infrastructure before Labor could get their hands on it. I … Continue reading

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Last Day of the Dill?

Spent what I hope was the last Day dominated day in Kalamunda. Fucking Jonn Howard was wheeled up there, so he must be in trouble. Clown is a little bit animated for Donkey Day no?  Unless he was asleep at … Continue reading

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John Day Must Go!

Can Kalamunda please get rid of the tired old bumbler John Day at this election? On a state level, he’s been such a dill in the Arts (does he even know what an arts is?) And he’s certainly been “no … Continue reading

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Blank Cartridge

If your commercial centre is given its death notice when Cartridge World moves in, what does it mean when Cartridge World closes?  Could even a Rub ‘n Tug survive in Kalamunda”s bleak “For Lease” tundra? If you have to drive … Continue reading

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