John Day Must Go!

Can Kalamunda please get rid of the tired old bumbler John Day at this election? On a state level, he’s been such a dill in the Arts (does he even know what an arts is?) And he’s certainly been “no oil painting” in Health, presiding over a series of endless total fuckups. The man has been a disaster. But more particularly what about Kalamunda? “Longest” Day has sat in his awful office while all around him became a wasteland of closed businesses and for lease signs. And under “Dog” Day, Kalamunda has become famous for its ugliness and poor planning. I don’t have the quote to hand, but the suburb has been labelled the ugliest in Australia by some important publication. Even Waleed Aly knows it. Matthew Hughes for Labor is talking education, and whatever, but why doesn’t he say what he’s going to do for Kalamunda and the Hills? Put some photos up of the shithole of broken souls around his office Matty. 

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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24 Responses to John Day Must Go!

  1. Bag O'Turnips says:

    Ah, see that that mansard-roofed, bagged-finish office block with the Helvetica 12 (as featured recently here on TWOP) is very well tenanted…

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  2. Rong1 says:

    Just another Subiaco

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  3. Shreiking Wombat Ninja says:

    You missed out the rest of the names. It’s John Howard Dadley Day I’ll have you know.
    Can you believe this useless piece of shit has actually been bludging off us since 1993?

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  4. Sir Bill International says:

    Matthew Hughes Vote 1 More Organs for Schools .
    http://au.ratemyteachers.com/matthew-hughes/29064-t

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  5. The hole in the ground is where Aldi is going. Right across the road from his ill planned office.

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  6. Bento says:

    “Call it a” Day

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  7. Slanderer says:

    Suit 9a – what are they doing? Auditioning for a Georges Perec novel?

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  8. Bento says:

    “Plain As” Day

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  9. Bento says:

    “Bad Hair” Day

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  10. Perineum says:

    Day’s a Country Member.

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