Now that the election is over, #NF1 wants to make sure you understand that Bill has no bus for you. No bus to Parkville. No Deli. You understand what I’m saying right? Bill has no bus for you. Ever. EVER.
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I guess it is back to Scott Cam impersonations at the nearest Westfield shopping centre then till the Renovation Rescue tribute show gets back on the road.
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Scotty Cam. Please.
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I’m not far from here and I do know that an old Nicaraguan diesel rattler with chooks and goats on board, does sometimes make it up the hill for those of us living in the woods who need to get back and forth from the once often called ‘Engine room of the nation’s economy’ down on the flats. The boilers and the pipes are busted and rusted now though but we still sometimes need to get down there so Bill has no need to fret too much.
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Real people drive around in Government supplied cars and arrive last, after the hoi poloi have assembled to hear their pontifications.
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Could take a leaf from his great uncle Lead Belly’s book and sing the no bus blues (there’s an uncanny likeness: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lead_Belly#/media/File:Leadbelly_with_Accordeon.jpg).
“Woke up this mornin’
no bus to the Parkeville deli;
i said i woke up this mornin’
That ol’ bus done not come
(Oh Lord)”
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Well six degrees of separation. I knew Billy Bedwetter through a friend from his undergrad days. Had no buses and delis then either.
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Voted least likely to have a bus?
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