Batch Snatch

Is it time to sack Bayswater Council? These bumblers want to be entrusted with sinking a railway? I wouldn’t think them competent to sink a ratepayer funded tinnie at a sausage sizzle. Against ALL advice, even from their own staff, from lawyers, and from the very people they were submitting to, they were told that their appeal against a concrete batching plant was a complete waste of money. It must have been against a background of open mouthed disbelief from SAT members who had specifically told Bayswater that unless they changed the substance of their bumbling, they would be charged substantial costs – and outright snickers of derision from the public gallery and professional staff, that the council threw $113,000 down the toilet yesterday. For absolutely no reason.
Perhaps the good news is that they now might not have enough cash to fund the risible “mobile parklet” and actor led shambles through the deserted retail spaces of Baysie, (sorry Marcus Graham).
But come on. What the fuck is going on at Bayswater Council? Everyone says what a great Councillor Dan Bull is. It would be a shame if he had to be sacked along with the nongs? Wot fuck? Who knows?
But if the worst happens, there could be some entry level positions in Joondalup, where well known moron, Boyband Jacobs is running for mayor on a ticket of being sucked off by the rapture. true story. Go for it. Why not? The future at Bayswater for idiots and party hacks alike is zero. Might as well join Boyband Jacobs and his sky fairies, sprinkling baskets of blessings over the anti caliphate of the northern suburbs.

What a complete fucking mess.

Read the following without laughing if you can, where SAT all but calls the mayor an idiot.

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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10 Responses to Batch Snatch

  1. rottobloggo says:



  2. Sir Bill International says:

    Who’s the rat who got on the “Dob in an idiot” line ?


  3. JaneZ says:

    Jeebuz. The $113k is in costs awarded alone – would have spent much more getting to that point


  4. Orbea says:

    Greg Smith to the rescue! You poor Bayside cunts

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Jimbo says:

    Not surprising at all. Bayswater Councillors (not all..) love wasting rate payers money. Here are a few beauties from the last year:
    Divest investment money into non fossil fuel investments and into crap that will likely fail.
    Offer to buy private landholdings (carter) to appease a minority of vocal protesters – This land is not considered significant enough for the WAPC to purchase.
    Lose 113K ignoring the direction of SAT
    Lose SAT appeal over 9th Ave apartment development
    Construct “bike path to no where”

    I call for the minister for local government to sack the whole council.

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