Your Worst Night Mayor

Why the hell am I not night Mayor? What is a night Mayor?  Is it a hereditary position?  My platform is to raise parking rates and make urinating in alleys legal. To end the tyranny of little creatures at the Fringe. Force everybody to be Famous Sharon. Legislate that a tipsy and smoking Russel Woolf must serve every drink bought outdoors from November 1st to March 30th. Oh John Carey with your vibrancy and wall murals your time has come. I expect your votes youse pigs. 

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16 Responses to Your Worst Night Mayor

  1. Petef says:

    Yes. How do we dummon you, with a fat cat light?

    I hope one of your duties will be to ensure all blinds are drawn by 8pm, 9 in summer.

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  2. Rong1 says:

    . . .massive big projects . . .
    . . . because there are not people around.

    Was this bloke pissed when interviewed?

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  3. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    What’s Dad done now?

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  4. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    A John Butler on every street corner.

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  5. Zuben says:

    ‘ Vibrancy : another word for nothing left to lose … ‘

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  6. “Fooking werkshops! We’re gunna werkshop this and werkshop that. The only people who should use the word ‘werkshop’ are mechanics. The rest of em are wnakers” Alexie Sayle.

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  7. edwarddebozo says:

    “Fooking werkshops. We’re gunna werkshop this and werkshop that! The only people who can use the word ‘werkshop are mechanics. The rest of em are wankers” Alexie Sayle.

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  8. Sir Bill International says:

    So Carey has pulled his vibemeter out , waved it all around East Perth and Northbridge and found it read zero. Perhaps She-Ra will soon be available for Night Mayor. She certainly has had plenty of practice. Her vibemeter wouldn’t read zero.

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  9. Zuben says:

    She ra never met a developer she didn t like

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  10. Zuben says:

    Tourist in his own home town

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