“I’m only speeding because I need a poo!” They have a vehicle for everything at RPH. 
What are you doing to mark the 401st anniversary of the Bard’s demise? Writing a scurrilous ballad about some aspect of WA, I hope. “We wondered, you cunt, that thou went’st so soon/From teh Perth’s stage to the grave’s tiring room.” 
“There is a difference between a grub and a butterfly; yet your butterfly was a grub.”
Whatever: it’s going to be so huge. I will build a great mural – and nobody builds murals better than me, believe me – and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a huge, great wall on the Barrio, and I will make TLA & Bento pay for that wall. Mark my words. It will be so huge.
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The Asia Beat- Museum of Winds Opens
- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
- Liquid food blogger enrages Sing. Chef
- Sushi Train Wreck
- Snake of the year spat turns nasty
- Aussie icon may cure sick
- Singapore admits, “National Service all about shooting Malaysians.”
- Asian firm sparks “wife beater” brawl.
- Actors protest over MH370 delay
The Worst of Perth 
When Teh Post succeeds we all succeed.
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You know it!
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Really Paul?
“For swimmers on the beaches, such as Ken Crew at North Cottesloe in 2000, Labor seems to be offering virtually nothing.”
https://thewest.com.au/opinion/paul-murray/human-safety-a-key-principle-in-shark-debate-ng-b88452633z
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He s not called Nurries for Nothing
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The very reason why I avoid, wherever possible, contributing to these purveyors of “alternative facts”.
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It must suck having basically no one left to talk to.
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It’s high time someone applied a blowtorch to Labor’s apparent virtual failure to provide things to people such as those who died 17 years ago.
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“For swimmers on the beaches, such as Ken Crew at North Cottesloe in 2000, Labor seems to be offering virtually nothing.”
Kelly is the Minister for Dead Surfies. He’s on a membership drive to recruit Great Whites for United Voice. He’s even started to dress like an undertaker.
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Sign me up!
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