I was IN THE WATER when the shark alarm went off at Cottesloe yesterday. You never think it’s going to happen to you, but when it does, COOL!
I’ve always wanted to do it.
Meanwhile, another victim. Mark The Slightly Damp Teatowel McGowan. We haven’t spoken about Teh towel recently, but who has. I heard him mumbling and bumbling in parliament. With every BARNETT government cockup, budget blowout and incompetence, he should be miles ahead. But bong banging Barnett is tipped to win.
What an indictment of Teh Damp towel. He’s going to fucken lose it.