Category Archives: Uncatetorisable worsts

Smells like teen spirit

Regime change is commonly followed by a good dose of nepotism – 8 out of 10 former Local Government CEOs agree.  And I am a traditionalist, if also a metrocentric twat (TM).  So, let’s open the account with a marvellous … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 87 green kordial

Krazy Kym saw a new line in Linda McCartney pies last night. They made me uncomfortable. Could you eat a dead woman’s pies? I’ve never been able to buy Paul Newman’s sauce since he carked it. Simon Johnson is still … Continue reading

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aggressive crabs

Media mayhem moments this morning. A colleague noted this report about crabs at Mosman Park: alas, it was in an eastern suburbs paper (called the Eastern Suburbs Reporter). The sub-heading is intriguing. Does CA stand for Crabs Aggressive? “I should … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 65 On First Looking into Beechboro’s Homer

Much have I driven in Beechboro streets, And many worstly prams and specials seen; Round many Cocos’d gardens have I been ‘Fore ending it all in a Maccas seat. But one registered lawn I had been told That no-browed Homer … Continue reading

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Bento goes dental

If anyone had ever asked me, I’m sure I would’ve made some sneering joke about Kelmscottian dentistry being performed in the back of someone’s garage.  Turns out, I would have been right.  Go figure. Kelmscott.  By me.  

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WW 204 Bento Maylands teapots

And so finally I get my hands on the keys to the editorial Scorpion.  This week promises to bring at least 60% more sneering; however, as is customary during TLA’s absences, the sneering will be interspersed with ridicule of the … Continue reading

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Nanna and the funnymen

Hard to hear TLA and the others last Friday over the cries of the raucous massed throng. Who is going to get the She-Ra Vibemaster General gig? Outstanding photo by Brooke Bannister of the ABC.

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