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massive loses

Wireless news in Teh West today. Did they mean “massive loosers”, or Massive Attack? Massive! Substantial! Big gains! Positive gains! Loosers. Also, Howie hates beards.

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Bah Humbug 2

Your reporter is in a tight spot: he may have hinted to his Blond Trophy Wife there will be something blue under the tree tomorrow morning. Alas, when he got to King Street this afternoon he was told there was … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 50 yum

Delicious, and available in Shenton Park, Subiaco, Maylands. Bustling location on the lips, says WAToady. The bustle is to be embiggened, which has made for some slight tenseness. Nom nom: this puts the lid in Lido, no? Who doesn’t love … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 39 hit me baby one more time

Saw Oz Day fireworks at Freo yachtie central. Instinctively thought I should be patiently assembling thoughtful montage of abandoned/broken/violated esky lids, with wine-bottle dropping topless lesbian stiltknitters in the hempy background – but couldn’t be bothered, as I knew I … Continue reading

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