Tasteful colour, vibrant font – the only fly in the batter with this Guildford Road sign is few will see it as they concentrate on coping with the James Street bridge.
This gourmet feast was suddenly abandoned in Guildford. Por quoi? Diners were terrified by Daleks emerging from the nearby rose bushes.
While in Claremont someone invented a new cocktail in the Gugeri Street carpark. My sources tell me it’s already known as Outrage Spume at the little-known and hard to pronounce but wildly popular small bar in Claremont Quarter called Le Ultieme Hallucinatie.
And finally: if you need a laugh (and, frankly, who doesn’t in these troubled Kevinating times?) read JustLuxe’s take on WA. JustLuxe is an Affluent Lifestyle Guide. Sample words: “The host of the 1987 World Cup, Fremantle is as quaint as Perth is modern. The Roadhouse, Western Australia’s oldest building (dating back from the 1830’s) is located here.” And: “The Nambung National Park has many things to see including the Pinnacles. These natural limestone outcroppings challenge Aires’s Rock for the reputation as Australia’s eeriest spot.” Not forgetting: “Luxury is, after all, about access to fine and rare things and Western Australia’s Gondwanaland has both in abundance.” No mention of the pancakes – an outrage.