And what a deal! I snapped this up and am now the proud owner of 112 ads (15 sec each) on West TV! They’re throwing in “photo stills and key messaging”! My ad will be on four times a day for four weeks! It will be seen by “over 80,000 community viewers” every day from “Lancelin down to Mandurah and the Perth Metro”! I now “have the chance to be seen by the people who are important to your business!”
What will I advertise? Hmm. I know! These counterblasts to the My Family stickers.
And I had another great idea! My Family condoms! Capitalism is wonderful – but don’t put all your octopus eggs in one basket!
Yes, I am a keen sole trader soon to be all over West TV, but I can’t do it by myself: my young acolyte J-J passed me his copy of Challenge Good News Paper (who, I am sure, endorse My Family condoms) “This image is striking,” J-J remarked. “Its companion gives much-needed context.” Yea verily.
Update: Bento’s been busy: he sent this. I am worried – he’ll be joining Daniel ‘Supreme Being’ Hills in Bible class next…