Author Archives: AHC McDonald

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Lady’s Stubbie Holders

Stubbie holders. Another one like registered lawns to puzzle the outside reader. I wonder what they are called in Manhattes, if they even exist. This is in Busselton, where I am quite sure ladies were replaced by moles (and their … Continue reading

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McLeod’s Morons

What are all these excruciatingly embarrassing kuntry wagons doing in our city? Shouldn’t these rurotards be wallowing in the filth of their subsidies back in Corrigin? I had to add one city smartarse truther to the mix to take the … Continue reading

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Binning History

The Colour H took shots of CHOGM artworks in the *snort* Cultural Centre, and wondered what happened to the pieces afterwards. See below. And Jane saw some pro CHOGM love in Angove Street North Perth.

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Phone Sex

Best place for it. Auteured by D. Mosman Park. Home of the wank. 

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I’m Excited

By Dave. Wasn’t going to go genital graffiti two days in a row, but this works. Outside Brand building West Perth.

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Angel has Fleas

By David M. And She’s a slut. With diseases. But on the other hand, only $2. Never mind the quality, feel the width. Lake Clifton. And let me throw in this brooding shot from RubyRuby.

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Occupy Perth

Trust Perth to turn the Occupy brand to into a wet teatowel franchise. Aka fart in a bottle. If you can’t spell mining on your first go, for Gina’s sake get yourself a new piece of cardboard! I’m all for … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 175

More words from the Booker nominated. By NataliaFan#1. I would have gone with Signs of Wife and made it a sequel to Run for Your Wife. Could run at The Regal for months. More CHOGMabilia from Orbea. More chalking on … Continue reading

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Mooning Mackay

M&A L. Escape Mackay, but not without snapping this piece of crap cemented into a boulder in the main street.What is it with cement, bronze, poetry and boulders that always makes such a rancid mix? The whole is always less … Continue reading

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Registered Lawns

OK, there has been some questions from interstate and international TWOP fans about what a registered lawn is in Perth. Here is the lowdown. The strip of (public) land between your front boundary and the road is the arena of … Continue reading

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