Stubbie holders. Another one like registered lawns to puzzle the outside reader. I wonder what they are called in Manhattes, if they even exist. This is in Busselton, where I am quite sure ladies were replaced by moles (and their fellow travellers “fucken moles”) long ago. I can see the red one being used by a country bridesmaid though. Not by a lady’s. Remember when stubbie holders were hard plastic with a polystyrene insert? Good times eh? Update: Snuff has sent an old school stubbie holder which I have added below.
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Those are called can coolers or “beer sleeves” here. You generally don’t see them except at sporting events.
The barbecue host would be expected to have some, although guests may sometimes bring their own favourites
The kindly would say that it is such an outdoor culture and very hot so the stubbie holder is a necessary item, but I think that generally beer has to be kept just above freezing so it numbs the taste buds to the terrible taste of Swan Lager or Emu Bitter.
What is Snuff’s beverage?
Liquid Mandrax floating on a mojito base.
I think the livery’s changed very slightly since I shot this in 2009, but it’s Australian. With a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster shooter.
In regards to the last photo of Cascade Premium Light- in Tasmania, stubbie holders are quite rare. Another proof Tasmania is not really Australia ( a bit like WA in that regards.)
I think Snuff said it’s in Cairns.
Well done, langhorne. And yes, TLA; it was in Cairns.
Snuff, does that happen to be at the Bohemia Resort on McLeod St? The colour scheme looks familiar.
Nope. Mate’s verandah in Freshwater.
Same decorator perhaps…
When I lived in Indonesia, these were call beer condoms. In certain bars, regular patrons have their own personal condom stored under the bar.
Designs are okay, if only they’d gone with the higher quality, thicker neoprene I might have called in to grab one. That’s assuming the bases are correctly inserted and not just half arsed efforts with a glue gun. Never mind the stitched beading, feel the width…
Brilliant worst. Hilarious.
An each way bet on the spelling. That way one is sure to be wrong.
Listen TLA, ya big dag, it’s “moll”, not “mole”.
I fear for this state’s education system.
It might be ‘moll’ if u were alive when Squizzy Taylor was around. Comedy Company ‘Kylie Mole’ is a more recent usage of the word, sadly it wasnt comic.
That’s what I thought.
Moll (pronounced /ˈmoʊl/) is Australian and New Zealand slang, usually pejorative or self-deprecating, for a woman of loose sexual morals, a bitch, a slut or a prostitute. The term can also be used for a girlfriend of a thief, gangster, surfie or bikie.
And you’re right TLA. She wasn’t funny.
Stuff your wikipedias, authoritative graffiti in the toilets of vic park public schools 1974-1986 used “mole”. (This was consistent, unlike “wanker” which was sometimes “wanker”, sometimes “whanker”, sometimes “wanka”)
“Kylie is a fucken mole.”
“Millen girls are moles.”
Yes, I think moll and mole are 2 different words. But whanker? wot fuck?
Whankers are a bit more upper-crust.
Like Perth A-listers.
Like the Whankers in Rugby Shirts advertising some fucking wealth creation bunch of wankers in the TV ad for Colonial Mutual. I don’t know why but that ad offends me on so many levels.
Written by a kid with asthma I guess.
What about “borree” or “bory” PL ? I recall it as a descriptive term for a girl that is very uncool, (similar in usage to the gender-neutral “deadshit”)
From here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mole
Bush pig, then.
Nice Val in the reflection, and light beer fail, should be Swan Gold.
Fair call, orbs, but the plan was to drink it, not just photograph it.
If you’re sitting on a slab of that intact in its original packaging…
Swan Premium Light a dilution too far? That stuff existed, right? White can?
Swan Special Light. Whatevs. http://youtu.be/02pK0jNOz5g
That does look perfect for a Home of The America’s Cup stubbie holder, BB, yet somehow I can’t recall that particular brew.
The Americas Cup Beer was Swan premium in black can. Had greg Norman and others (possibly even Bondy) in ad. Jingle – “They said you’d never make it…
Can’t find it, but here’s another Swan premium ad.
Oh my god, the darryl summers version with ricky “the dead ‘un” May.
A cursory search turned up videos of Ken Done and Keith Williams versions of that jingle, but not the one you mention. Did find the can though.
I thought that said Kenneth Williams.
Hard to believe there was ever a time when Darryl Somers and Ken Done could have been used to sell manly Aussie Beer. You can make a case for Greg Norman (he wasn’t a choker then) but Summers and Done?
Oops. That’s the 1983 challenge can. You’re obviously referring to the ’87, ahem, defence can.
p.s. At first I couldn’t work what they were on about here, but the video is different to BB’s. Rugby !
Hah – that version must have been for the NSW/QLD market. Swap out the AFL.
…yeah was gonna say that AP5 grille reflection seriously raises the standard of this image…..
I went to mullaloo beach this morn
and saw a forlorn looking woman sitting on the sand
with an empty stubbie in her hand
mournin her dead dog
her stubbie holder looked somwhat bolder
embelshished with dead white lillies
and a pic of a rotti with a knoty
Every now and then perhaps. We’ll see how it goes.
even hiding out as a horse mimicking a dog couldnt save the rotti
ode to valerie woodruffe by dorothea mackellar jnr of mullaloo i presume?
you sick fucker. if I ever see you on the street, I won’t be responsible for my actions
Mate! BoFo is over – relax!
what a sick and twisted thing to say about someone who may be
grieving what kind of a sicko would post this sort of shit, shame
on you go and get a life you sad, sad person. There is a place for people
like you and it is Prison, maybe you wanna get yourself a life you poor sod
Perth is not in America, The last time I checked.
Yes it is. North Dakota to be exact.
You can be a “city” with a population of 9? Makes City of Vincent look nearly legit… (or is it still a Town?)
I wish Christian Porter would get his shit together and make poor grammar punishable by death.
He’s not ugly enough. You have to be old ugly cunt to make grammar punishable and make it stick. Zoltan Kovacs for example.
“Relevance” becomes an issue in that case…
And something something tedious git something blah blah I wonder how the junior miners are doing a few pages further on…
Zoltar lacks the certainty to enforce a death penalty.