McLeod’s Morons

What are all these excruciatingly embarrassing kuntry wagons doing in our city? Shouldn’t these rurotards be wallowing in the filth of their subsidies back in Corrigin? I had to add one city smartarse truther to the mix to take the curse off. 1) Root a Pig by Bento. 2) Cause I’m Kuntry by Baldbutts. 3) Run for Your Wife by Simon. 4) Truther Wagon aka The same shop I bought my arse, By Pete F. With that last one, I appear to show city smartarses dumber than kuntry cuzz’s. Such is Wife.


About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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92 Responses to McLeod’s Morons

  1. WarriorTom says:

    I bet none of these cunts can merge for shit.


  2. shazza says:

    The last car belongs to the cross walk attendant at my daughters school. She’s quite the character.


  3. NF#1 on Rundle says:

    These are far better seen en masse…


  4. Bento says:

    Typical. You go to the Big Smoke and some city smartarse pinches your apostrophes.


  5. Rolly says:

    Lovely criticisms of the incomprehensible by the uncomprehending.

    People are so-o-o-o-o “..very interesting, but stoopid”


  6. Russell Wolfe's Lovechild says:

    I used to like putting stickers on things.

    Then I turned 9.


  7. Bento says:

    There’s a fucking RAINMAKER B&S? Woah. Where the fuck is Quairading – is that near Duncraig?


    • rottobloggo says:



    • Grrr says:

      Less than two hours of the OBH on the York-Merredin Road. Perfect for a Friday road trip.


    • WarriorTom says:

      I once went to a Xmas party in Quairading. Not a bad do really. Funny thing is the cops that night were waiting outside to do people for DD. And sure enough, despite the police presence there still were souls who dared to start up their cars, being fully aware that the cops were there, thinking they could get away with it… and only to find themselves licence-less soon after. Now that’s what I call rurotarded.


  8. jana.mack says:

    have you seen the ute with a big pink sticker on the back saying “footloose and fancy free”? and of course variousl other pink stickers and antennas

    we get it, your a girl with a ute


  9. shazza says:

    OK, here’s a question in all seriousness, kinda. Perhaps TLA you can tell me having been once a country boy? Why is it that by the simple act of just living in the country some consider that worthy of pride? What am I missing here? What does Cause I’m Country mean? Is this an Australian specific mindset or some kind of identity pathology that develops in anyone who spends too much time with animals, trees and utes? Is country pride on a par with gay pride? Is the B&S the country version of Mardi Gras?
    OK that’s quite a lot of questions but I’m curious.


  10. Grrr says:

    Alas, I am a failed Worster, as just yesterday I was minding my own business on the roads, and I became trapped behind a 1980s era Mazda or Honda hatchback, grey, which was covered with “No Jesus, No Peace” and “Warning: This Car Will Be Driverless When The Rapture Comes!” stickers, a handdrawn Jesus, and several admonishments about Revelations and World War III and Jesus’ return to Earth, and hand-written pamphlets pasted across the base of the rear window.

    It would have been a worthy addition to this post (in part because said driver was unable to drive well), but I was unable to get more than a blurry shot which captured the essence of my fingers more than the car.

    It’s out there.



    • Snuff says:

      As soft a target as Jesus Jockeys perhaps make, Grrr, I still think you should get back there and stake out that spot.


    • Lucky Star says:

      Perhaps they’re friends with my new neighbours across the street who’ve felt it necessary to put a mosaic out in the front of their house anouncing “God is life” or something similar. They seemed so nice and normal until that appeared.


  11. orbea says:

    West Oz Wenches wenching since 1987 WTF?
    Also, Bento at Tezza Tyzack Swimming Pool


  12. Bartender's Skills with a Manhatten says:

    Is it illegal to cover up the rear window of a car in WA? In NYS (and I think the US in general) decals on the rear window are considered a safety hazard. One thing to tell me to root a pig; another to not be able to see behind you while you’re driving.


    • shazza says:

      I think it is here too Bartender.


      • Bartender's Skills with a Manhatten says:

        Don;t get me wrong–the HRV has its share of sticker-plastered automobiles, although they tend to be of the “We Just Fell Off Woodstock and Hit Every Acid Tab on the Way Down” variety.

        But I’ve never seen stickers plastered to the rear window.


    • Bill O'Slatter says:

      “Road Traffic (Vehicle Standards) Rules 2002 Part 5
      General safety requirements Division 1
      Driver’s view and vehicle controls
      A motor vehicle must be built —
      (a) to allow the driver a view of the road and of traffic to the
      front and sides of the vehicle so the driver can drive the
      vehicle safely; and
      (b) with its controls located so the driver can drive the
      vehicle safely.
      Rear vision mirrors
      (1) A rear vision mirror or mirrors must be fitted to a motor vehicle
      as required by this rule so that a driver of the vehicle can clearly
      see by reflection the road behind the vehicle and any following
      or overtaking vehicle.
      (2) At least one rear vision mirror must be fitted to —
      (a) a car;”
      So the key rule is so that “a driver of the vehicle can clearly
      see by reflection the road behind the vehicle and any following
      … vehicle.” and Cause I’M OBH clearly contravenes that.


      • Bartender's Skills with a Manhatten says:

        I Googled “OBH” and came up with “Ocean Beach Hotel.”

        Evidently it’s a nice place to go to get thrown bodily through a window.


      • R Spandit says:

        To play devil’s advocate here: the wing mirrors do reflect the scene behind thus providing “rear vision”. Like in a van. Or a truck. Not much of a view out the back window of those.


    • Rolly says:

      Not if you have side mirrors with “The driver has a clear view of the road behind the vehicle.”
      Otherwise, how the hell could your everyday trucker and/or delivery van be allowed on the road?


  13. The Legend 101 says:



  14. NF#1 says:

    Speaking as the witless cretin that I am, I must say I am somewhat disappointed that the Banhammer has finally come down, I consider TWOP, more or less, as a troll site – the Perf IRL 4Chan if you will. On the basis of that analogy, i think it unfair, perhaps even unwise, to ban anyone – trolls trolling trolls, etc. Suck it up, career hazard, good times. I must say however that I will be glad of not reading anything of our favourite VW ever again. And why can’t I ever write a straight-forward sentence? The more pissed I get the more wordy I become…


  15. JaneZ says:

    There are clowns and they’re fine, part of the scenery, but that Valerie chick took up way too much bandwidth and was kind of disturbing along with it. Scary clown.


  16. Bento says:



  17. shazza says:

    Interesting points one and all.
    If the day is taken up on this issue at the expense of Cohen’s Sunday contribution then the trolls have won.


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