Author Archives: AHC McDonald

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

On the River Stxy, talk of the Twon

Endless Murmur saw this across from the former Cash Twon on Bourbon Street and read it, as do I, as a condemnation of the critics, the haters, the haterz and the hatezr who mocked a poor but honest trader without … Continue reading

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On the banks of the Bofo

Commenter Rob F asks why no Bofo action? Well, as I explained, I didn’t go, because I went to Fremantle to buy fixer to facilitate my magnificent return to film photography. I was offered a chance to “get something signed … Continue reading

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Sugar Candy Mountain

Paul E. saw this in East Victoria Park. A slice of student heaven? Perhaps the law of diminishing returns would kick in after the second student couch was attained.

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Rice-Milk Kool-aid

JaneZ is worried that Occupy Perth is going a little too Jonestown, whereas I’m worried that they’re not going Waco enough. The First Ascension will of course suck off the rice milkers (to rapture town), while second and subsequent ascentions will lift the remaining joyful … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 177

South Fremantle by Pete F. Another rapture wagon by Tulio. Why do these Jesus Jockeys always have such shit cars? Is it because it’s easier for a rich man something, something, eye of a doodle? Taken near the corner of … Continue reading

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Hairnet Catastrophe

Hundreds of hairnets were strewn along Mounts Bay Rd yesterday morning. Some truck roll-over perhaps. The spotty teens running Claremont Hungry Jacks needed emergency nets ‘coptered in from Subiaco. Arrived just in time. I thought they were hundreds of bride garters at … Continue reading

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Free BJ from JB

Rollerskating. As it always was. Timeless. Thornlie. By Raff G.

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I’m a celebrity, let me fall to my death

There’s so much wrong with this, fake celebrities, (including the poor man’s Russell Woolf Michael Shultz), Belltower, wearing orange, abseiling into a boat. The highlight of the week, the highlight mind you is Wear Orange Wednesday. And organisers told me … Continue reading

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Spring Lamb

By Damien W. With cotton wool stuck on. Coles or Woolies he doesn’t remember.

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Corksoaker

An old comedy crony Bluey Von Steiger sends in this from the Mandurah Dogs. If Howling Wolves is the TWOP wine, then Cork Soaker would be the official obscenity referencing dog. Btw Bluey, and other occasional contributors (and well known … Continue reading

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