Angel has Fleas

By David M. And She’s a slut. With diseases. But on the other hand, only $2. Never mind the quality, feel the width. Lake Clifton.

And let me throw in this brooding shot from RubyRuby.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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57 Responses to Angel has Fleas

  1. The Legend 101 says:

    I bet that was done of Photoshop?

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  2. Orbea says:

    Horror Town is beyond category

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  3. Bento says:

    Who knew they had saunas in Lake Clifton? Every day’s a school day.

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    • RubyRuby says:

      They do have thrombolites. Also a Native Animal Rescue place. I think.

      But you’re right. Technology and society so advanced as to allow saunas… totally new one on me!

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  4. valerie woodruffe inspecting for dog fleas says:

    Only $2 in 2012 thats just plain CHEAP. I was charging $2 for the full loose meat sandwich back in 1973. Hasn’t Angel heard of inflation

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  5. skink says:

    by my count you would have been 13 years old in 1973. that figures

    please take time today to tells us about your hemorrhoids.

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    • valerie woodruffe reminiscing says:

      Yes, and you enjoyed every minute of it Skunk

      If you cast your mind back then you will remember I didn’t have hemorrhoids

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      • skink says:

        I thought peanut butter made them bleed? This brain damage and short term memory loss must make it very difficult to keep track of all fantasies you spin. Have you tried electroconvulsive therapy to clear away the clutter in your mind? If you need help then I have stripped the wires on an old arc welder in my shed and would be happy to apply them to your temples.

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        • rottobloggo says:

          I yield to no-one in my admiration for your commitment to public service, skink.

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        • Rolly says:

          Shocking!

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        • valerie woodruffe says:

          Oh Skunk, you have miscomprehended my comment, please re-read, and note the operative word “THEN”, as in, back then, i.e. If you cast your mind back then (1973) you will remember I didn’t have haemorrhoids. The orgasmic pleasure you experienced then with me must have clouded your mind.

          If only I was in the same condition today as I was back in 73 I would be able to enjoy “crunchy” peenut butter to the full, alas the my current haemorrhoidal condition dictates that for my own wellness I have to stick with smooth and creamy peenut butter

          Regarding your kind offer of a bit of electro on the side, may I suggest you attached one end to your genitalia and insert the other end up your anus (making sure it does not drop out), for the minding blowing experience you are so desperate to achieve.

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          • Blah blah blah blah blah, my genitals, blah blah blah blah , your genitals, blah blah blah, my dog, blah blah blah, blow me, blah blah blah.

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            • valerie woodruffe pass the tweezers says:

              Oi you Tedious cunt, big hat small head, Blah blah blah blah blah, my big hat small head, blah blah blah blah, my big hat small head,, blah blah blah, my big hat small head, blah blah blah, my big hat small head,, blah blah blah

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              • NF#1 says:

                I am in an “OPEN” mariage, friends with benefits has been the only thing that has kept my second “mariage” alive, to tell you the truth my husband is under sexed so I am left sexually frustrated and unsatisfied, if I didnt have REGULAR friends with benefits who are want to engage in casual sex I would’nt still be married to the man I am married to today. We are all different so do’nt judge me for my open lifestyle. Just being honest.

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                • valerie woodruffE its a small world says:

                  NF#1, what a coincidence, from what you say we are so alike, and I am in the same position as yourself

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              • NF#1 says:

                When I was younger I used to do cartwheels around the schoolyard in Glasgow, sadly many years later after too many Aussie meat pies I’d find it a job to walk dow the aisle let alone do cartwheels down the aisle.

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          • skink says:

            I did not have sex with that woman.

            clearly taking up the clacker for money since you were a teenager has resulted in your sphincter being as scrambled as your brain.

            I hope your hemorrhoids burst and your puppy dies of cancer.

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            • valerie woodruffe checking 1973 stained dress says:

              Skunk, now now you will have to retract your statement that “I did not have sex with that woman”. Just like Billy Clinton did

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          • NF#1 says:

            “I SENT A REQUEST “ please remove the post from Valerie Woodruffe, I did not make this statement, Please DO NOT accept any posts from this source, it is a stalker who has been impersonating me all over Australia in all types of print since August last year and I am SICK OF IT!! check your sources!!!!” … Why not just give the stalker a glass of champagne to go with this stupidity!!…. “

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          • NF#1 says:

            Valerie Woodruffe says, “Whether the path you choose is right or wrong, you are the one walking it you will create your own stories and leave your own trail.”

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  6. eight demerit points for queen and country! says:

    Just another wayward lawn or bush that Worst demands meet Council Registration Requirements. A properly Registered patch could charge more for being parked on.

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  7. shazza says:

    When did becareful become one word and di seases two?
    Anyhoo, it appears this is classic case of getting what you paid for.

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  8. rottobloggo says:

    Why is no-one talkin’ ’bout RR’s outstanding pic?

    I see the female Terminator all sweaty with rage at whoever drew those balls on her face.

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  9. WarriorTom says:

    The SUnday Times personals just aren’t what they used to be, pre-internet days. I remember scanning them for entertainment value. In the late ’80s/early ’90’s some “escort” who went by the name of Angel used to run little mini-sagas in the personals. Essentially they usually were addressed to guys who had availed themselves of her services and had “fallen for her” (i.e. were mentally unstable individuals who spent all their free time going through her garbage in an effort to ascertain her menstrual cycle). Then of course there were also those ads for free services run by some chap called Scotty, whose byline was “Ladies: Are you curious?”. I often wonder what happened to Scotty. And did he ever get any takers?

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  10. skink says:

    OT: latest news on Lannie McT’s small bar is that they are awaiting a builder’s licence for the extension at the rear for the kitchen and loos.

    I also learned that the name ‘Swallow’ comes from the fact that the two young ladies that will be running it as chef and bar manager each have a tattoo of a swallow.

    http://swallowbar.com.au/

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