Rolling Thunder! She-Ra opens Northbridge Piazza!

Posted on October 30, 2009 by AHC McDonald

This superb Perth worst from Ms H, deserved to be saved up, but it’s so topical, it needs to be like nowsville daddyos. Ms H says…

I went to the opening of the northbridge “piazza” tonight. it was billed as an “exciting” event. It was really very tedious – choir of little kids singing, lady on stilts blowing bubbles, people rolling around in those giant inflatable ball things. Look at the photo – even She-Ra looks bored! She was about to be interviewed by the weather lady. She can barely contain her excitement.

Actually Ms H, Lisa She-Ra Scaffidi is having an orgasm. Only long experience of Council intriuging, (and a leopard skin bag) allow her to conceal it. Stilts? I hope they were genuine Freo stilt union members.

I like your “” around the words piazza and exciting Ms H. Couldn’t have “” better myself. Why is this spot the answer to Melbourne’s ultra crappy Fed Square, when we’ve got the derelict Cultural Centre a few moments walk away? Why would you want to compare it to Fed Square anyway?  They’ll be evoking Venice again in a minute. You can follow Northbridge Piazza on twitter too if you wish.

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The Wheelie Bin of History

Posted on October 30, 2009 by AHC McDonald

I had made a bit of a resolution to give comrade Bento a rest for a while, for although he daily unleashes a torrent of fine worst, I thought some might be asking themselves “Where’s MY submission from 3 months ago, and why does this ivory bedildoed cunt get a run so often?”  So I had decided to give new submitter Keelia a go with the sans jowl Colin Barnett spied on a UWA rubbish pile. It has the traditional devil accoutrements which was nice too. I like how UWA seems to have been quietly dumping the Barnett image? Do they know something? Thanks Keelia. But blow me down if Bento doesn’t coincidentally send in a complementary pic of Merv Hughes dumped in the janitor’s office at the Nth perth Bowling club! Can’t keep a cadre down. I had to use it. Colin and Merv. Both have seen better days. Both have reputations for being a bit of a dickhead. The major differences are that Colin has never taken a test hat trick,and Merv never fucked up a Taiwanese steel mill deal near Geraldton. bincolinbinmerv

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9 forces Driving Vibrancy

Posted on October 29, 2009 by AHC McDonald

I was seething with rage that I was only at number two for google searches on Perth vibrancy. Until I read the effort from the Chamber of Commerce and Industry. I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this. They win. There is page after page of this bilge. It goes beyond Future Perthing. Beyond Thunderdome. Beyond the Valley of The Dolls I think I’d rather have the moronic assertion by Tourism Minister Constable that The Hopman Cup IS Perth Vibrancy. I don’t know what vibrancy is, but they don’t got it. 9 forces of vibrancy sounds like Gramsci’s 3 spheres of hegemony. Hegemony by thought, hegemony by deed…

Note. Another attempt at Perth Vibrancy will also be attempted by Pica, who tell me that artists will be having a car boot sale at the home of Teh Vibrancy the Cultural Centre. Pica however just don’t GET vibrancy like the Chamber of Commerce. Who could argue with the following?

The discussion paper lays out a series of important measurements to assess the effectiveness of any policy recommendations. These economic measurements attempt to gauge changes in Perth’s vibrancy rather than directly measure it. These economic measures are followed by a discussion of the barriers that prohibit the development of Perth’s vibrancy, identified by both CCI’s policy agenda (which reflects the concerns and priorities of WA business), and through community input. Addressing the key policy challenges identified by CCI represents a critical way in which the vibrancy of Perth and liveability of the regions can be addressed. The community input, facilitated via a FORM Contemporary Craft and Design petition, involved almost 2,700 comments from individuals concerned about Perth’s vibrancy.1 Analysis of this petition identifies what the community perceives to be the major challenges, and some potential solutions, to Perth’s vibrancy. The major issue confronting regional WA is not vibrancy, but having sufficient access to infrastructure and services to establish sustainable liveable communities in the face of significant levels of investment in the resources sector…

The final section of this discussion paper considers the issue of vibrancy within the context of a framework (discussed in the Appendix to this discussion paper) and sets out a series of solutions to enable improvement in the vibrancy of Perth.

Establish vibrancy centres: Perth should actively encourage clusters of activity, or vibrancy centres…

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The filth of the city

Posted on October 29, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Three existential style Graffitis. Christ vacuum from Bento. One from Vic Demised that might be better described as meta graffiti. Yes it is graffiti and yes it is crap.  Alright Jack sends one of many from Mt Hawthorn which are apparently gossip in graffiti form. And I throw another in from Melbourne via Bento. Unsustainable fools!exischristxexistten

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…gets the chiks

Posted on October 28, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Not my photo, but a worst that can’t be ignored. Outrage Cohen selling media ball tickets, or Chicks aka chiks. Cohen & Co2And here’s a press release from Liz Constable with more fucking vibrancy. Hopman Cup? Vibrant my arse. FUCK OFF with the vibrancy.

Minister for Tourism  Media Statement

Western Australian events serve up a vibrant place to live and visit.

The countdown has begun for the 2010 Hyundai Hopman Cup with Tourism Minister Liz Constable today launching the event at the official tournament draw.

Dr Constable said this year’s Hyundai Hopman Cup blah, blah.

“These visitors generated more than …blah, blah… and one of many diverse events supported by the State Government.

“It is diversity and vibrancy….

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To the person who SHITS…

Posted on October 28, 2009 by AHC McDonald

We had the UWA toiletteurs the other day, but Bento Trumps it with a chilling sign from his own building. In what white rage must this sign have been printed out? Imagine the horror of seeing shit in a toilet! It’s enough to send anyone over the edge  – and straight to the laser printer! The printers of these signs belong in a worst category of their own. The category of sign printing fuckwits.  I would submit this to the passive agressive site, but there’s not much passive about it. I would be tempted to wipe my arse with it and replace it on the wall. perhaps cadre Bento can sneak a smear of vegemite from the kitchen (Where the use of the microwave would be a PRIVILEGE not a right!!!!!!!) and give this sign a bit of a skiddy. And then rephotograph it.shits

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The Rapist

Posted on October 27, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Since the million hits will come in the next few weeks, perhaps now is the time to open up for suggestions for a venue/date  for celebration. I’m thinking that I’ll just go to the pub, and if anyone else cares to be there for a whle so be it. If they don’t, I’ll mutter into my beer and leave. How about Jacksons Hotel, or the Guildford? Whoops no. How about The Baysie, Inglewood? Bar 399? While you’re thinking, a submission from Bendito listing the jobs available in last Saturday’s West. therapist

And there has been a lot of interest in my Malaysian Singaporean tweets lately. Let me expand one into a full news story. Now there’s something worthy of a media award!

The Malaysian Government has confirmed that no charges will be laid against a man who for 20 years organised secret “urination parties” to the Johore River, near to the intakes for fresh water piped to Singapore.The man named in documents as Tiang Cheng, has been leading groups of up to 50 locals to the location, just upstream from the Johore reservoir since 1990. Mr Cheng claims to have been inspired by hearing his father exclaim “This one’s for you Lee!” while relieving himself on the riverbank in the 1970’s. “I see it as a tribute to my father,” said Mr Cheng. “He was always against Singaporean arrogance.” Although out of respect for his father, Mr Cheng always draws the line at urination, he claimed that some members of the group “used other methods.”

Khoo Teng Chye, Chief Executive of PUB, Singapore’s national water agency,said that most Singaporeans would not be surprised to hear of the practice, but should not be alarmed, as Malaysian water had always received “extra levels” of treatment.

Singapore’s agreement with Malaysia to import water via the Johore reservoir runs until 2061.

And if you missed the other stories…

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Singapore “The Perth of Asia” – Forbes. The China edition of Forbes magazine has labelled Singapore as the Perthiest Asian City, ahead of B…

 

Singapore Govt slams “Perth of Asia” tag. A description of the Lion City in Forbes Magazine as “Like Perth but with slightly more Asians” has…

 

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ISOFC

Posted on October 27, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Move over (or should I say fuck off) AWOL FIFO, there’s a new game in town. I shit on fat chiks. Shazza asks you to imagine her horror at finding this smooth talker parked on her street. Her own street! There’s also a second sticker showing the evolution of Man – AND Woman. It’s hard to see, but it looks like the bloke evolves to ride a motorbike, but the woman is (I think) scrubbing the floors in every picture. Is this bloke retarded? Might have a little bit of a problem perhaps. Makes the B&S poster look like a feminist tract.fatfatcu

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Pantomine

Posted on October 26, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Can an obscenity be risible? Orbea correctly assumes that this would be worst worthy. Students must be lining up to make complete tits of themselves poncing around in a fake mine in Northbridge. And $98 000 seems like it wouldn’t even be enough to pay for the glitter or the glue stick to attach it to the wall. The squeak of polystyrene rocks during a simulated cave in must really set their teeth on edge. There’s a simulated knock shop as you return to the surface. What can I say but Tafecuntz?mine2

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Pelicanned in full

Posted on October 26, 2009 by AHC McDonald

For those non UWA types who want to see the Pelican article in full. They did have a big Cunt, err spread and an article on bestiality in this edition too. Better than being in with The West’s racing liftout any day.pelicanbig1pelicanbig2

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