Took the boy on a boat trip round Mandurah, when we had some time to kill. The abundance of dolphins was great for him, but the abundance of worsts was more pleasing to my eye. Most of the trip went through the Mandurah Canals, and the operator will never tire of telling you how expensive these revolting hideous houses were. Does anyone really care what these pricks paid for their shit heaps? The houses are laid out so you can look in and see that their crap taste doesn’t stop at the front door. We were really treated by getting a glimpse of Rolly Tasker working on his palm trees. We even got a wave! I can only hope he was muttering “fuck off cunt” as we went past, because that’s what we were thinking. I tried to show you a revolting bedroom interior, but one of his poxy palms got in the way. Couple of nice boat names. Seaducer was good.
Remember, i’m in China this week. Moderation of comments might be slow.