Mandurah Canals, (rhymes with anals)

Took the boy on a boat trip round Mandurah, when we had some time to kill. The abundance of dolphins was great for him, but the abundance of worsts was more pleasing to my eye.  Most of the trip went through the Mandurah Canals, and the operator will never tire of telling you how expensive these revolting hideous houses were. Does anyone really care what these pricks paid for their shit heaps? The houses are laid out so you can look in and see that their crap taste doesn’t stop at the front door. We were really treated by getting a glimpse of Rolly Tasker working on his palm trees. We even got a wave! I can only hope he was muttering “fuck off cunt” as we went past, because that’s what we were thinking. I tried to show you a revolting bedroom  interior, but one of his poxy palms got in the way. Couple of nice boat names. Seaducer was good.

Remember, i’m in China this week. Moderation of comments might be slow.

Rolly Tasker turd polishing.

Rolly Tasker turd polishing.



About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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102 Responses to Mandurah Canals, (rhymes with anals)

  1. Bento says:

    cazador (m)
    n. destroyer; huntsman, hunter; chasing; gun; smug cunt with overpriced shithole overlooking drain (vulg).


    • skink says:

      but why is Chateaux in the plural.

      is this home comprised of several little castles, all knocked together to make one big long terraced castle?

      is the garden irrigated by boar water?


  2. Leroy says:

    Take heart. As sea levels rise, they’re all going to flood.

    Nature abhors a shitbox.


  3. DMc says:



  4. skink says:

    I belive the correct term for these canals is ‘Ross River Incubator’


  5. CB One says:

    I had to google Rolly Tasker – I had no idea who he was.

    Mandurah – fucking worst.


  6. Soularion Soularis says:

    This was what they were goin to build out the front of Freo.
    Anal….banal and stupid. Hey Siska wotcha doin down from Fuket ? If you goin to stick it to the lower orders how about a bit of class. Instead of CostaLota have Costa ShitLoad , there’s more sting in it. Seaducer gawd , howabout Fmachine. You need to bring in a high cost name advisor like say …….me. The sooner the Fu-Q winds come and blow away the Shatodour Crazy-doors the better. The swine will have their revenge. These characters wouldn’t know if there anal was on fire in any case.. and it burns, burns and the flames went up higher , no but they aren’t smelling.


  7. Cookster says:

    I think the gratuitous use of vulgar language in this thread is rather tasteless, very much like some of those canal-side homes.

    Although if anyone reading this lives in one of those homes and is a friend of those who employ me then I take that comment back unreservedly.

    And for anyone who has been offended by my rude and unnecessary langauge in the past, my humblest apologies.


  8. orbea says:

    when in the big green, pick up some of this stuff

    fixes everything


  9. Is that a wild bore as opposed to boar at the front of his house?


  10. Bento says:

    I’m surprised and disappointed to note Rolly’s hose is not coiled around a Mercedes wheel rim. You missed an opportunity there, Rolly.


  11. Snuff says:

    Any danger these wax figures of sailing icons could be worst, TLA ?


  12. MarshmallowMan says:

    when viewing the delight that is mandurah, did the boat make it to the “far canals?”


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  14. Thenatrix says:

    Sorry to disappoint you Lazy but that is actually Rolly’s gardner you saw- you don’t expect him to actually garden himself do you? I do live in Mandurah and love the natural waterways here but do share the same views on canals!


  15. Christopher Wingate says:

    Your picture is not Rolly Tasker, it’s Ron a tradesman sealing tiles. I have known Rolly for 27 years and all I can say is the man is a true gentleman, adventurer and brilliant businessman. As for the boats, they are not Rollys either. Rolly is now in his mid 80’s, still works 18hr days at his factory in Thailand. I am not sure who you think is amused with your ranting about a great human but if you came anywhere near me I would knock your teeth out.


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  17. chucky says:

    the writer obviously has the brain the size of a pea. Apart from his appalling grammer and bad language it logic to assume the person is anti success. he should try working for a living


  18. The Legend 101 says:

    Yeah, That Does ryhme but whats Mandurah Canals?


  19. Georgina says:

    You’re are all just jealous pricks


  20. Georgina says:

    Mandurah is a great place to live with fantastic waterways and loads of outdoor activities available, not to mention the great family lifestyle it provides. We live by the beach and my kids are fit, healthy well adjusted youths.


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  22. Rolly Tasker’s crack will no longer be seen amongst the Palms in Mandurah. Died today. Vanished worst?


  23. Anonymous says:

    So easy to throw stones in anonymity


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