…gets the chiks

Not my photo, but a worst that can’t be ignored. Outrage Cohen selling media ball tickets, or Chicks aka chiks. Cohen & Co2And here’s a press release from Liz Constable with more fucking vibrancy. Hopman Cup? Vibrant my arse. FUCK OFF with the vibrancy.

Minister for Tourism  Media Statement

Western Australian events serve up a vibrant place to live and visit.

The countdown has begun for the 2010 Hyundai Hopman Cup with Tourism Minister Liz Constable today launching the event at the official tournament draw.

Dr Constable said this year’s Hyundai Hopman Cup blah, blah.

“These visitors generated more than …blah, blah… and one of many diverse events supported by the State Government.

“It is diversity and vibrancy….

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74 Responses to …gets the chiks

  1. And can people stop adding erections to the pic. You’ll wreck your screens.


  2. Snuff says:

    DFOC looks remarkably calm for someone about to receive a kancho.


  3. WAtching says:

    What exactly are they praying for?


  4. shazza says:

    What have those girls done to David’s pencil?


  5. skink says:

    the invite stipulates black tie, but this slob looks like an out of work waiter

    there is a photo on the site of DFOC with a cardboard cutout of Pierce Brosnan.

    The fact that Brosnan is their choice of Bond says everything you need to know about the state of journalism in this town


  6. ljuke says:

    I thought this was just the promo pic from the new series of The Apprentice: Perth.


  7. Paracleet says:

    Presumably the association can only afford short models. Or is DC 8 foot 3? Or has the outrage been one guy standing on anothers shoulders the whole time? One provides the profanity and the other the outrage?

    Irrespective its oh so Worst. Outrageously Worst. Worstalicious.


  8. Bento says:

    I am always impressed by the alacrity with which we all join a DFOC pile-on.


  9. NVLII says:

    If I ever end up thinking the Hopman Cup is an example of “vibrancy and diversity”, somebody stab me in my eyes until I am dead.


  10. monkeypants says:

    After looking at this post a few times today, I suddenly recalled attending The Hopman Cup ball back in the 1990’s and after a big night including dancing on the tables, i vibrantly hurled my heart out in the ladies for a good half hour or so.

    This was of course the result of consuming a diverse mix of alcoholic beverages. Do you think that’s what the Minister had in mind?


  11. David Cohen says:

    You are all so amusing.

    Are you ALL closely related to Oscar Wilde?

    The car was the latest Aston Martin.

    I was wondering why there were no herring jokes, but remembered Cockster is on Rottnest.

    See you at my big Ball.


  12. Rolly says:


    $165.00 to go to a presentation of incestuous awards to mob of masturbators whose effluence I would never even pay the cover price for.

    They always have such high opinions of themselves, these journos.


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  14. Sasquatch says:

    This photo makes less sense than the sack of flour, which in turn makes even less sense than the ice sculptor at last year’s ball.

    But of course – all of it is an improvement on Verity James’s criminal speech at the ball in 2007. It made me sick then, and the memory makes me sick now.

    I wonder what horror will be unleashed this time around.


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