The Wheelie Bin of History

I had made a bit of a resolution to give comrade Bento a rest for a while, for although he daily unleashes a torrent of fine worst, I thought some might be asking themselves “Where’s MY submission from 3 months ago, and why does this ivory bedildoed cunt get a run so often?”  So I had decided to give new submitter Keelia a go with the sans jowl Colin Barnett spied on a UWA rubbish pile. It has the traditional devil accoutrements which was nice too. I like how UWA seems to have been quietly dumping the Barnett image? Do they know something? Thanks Keelia. But blow me down if Bento doesn’t coincidentally send in a complementary pic of Merv Hughes dumped in the janitor’s office at the Nth perth Bowling club! Can’t keep a cadre down. I had to use it. Colin and Merv. Both have seen better days. Both have reputations for being a bit of a dickhead. The major differences are that Colin has never taken a test hat trick,and Merv never fucked up a Taiwanese steel mill deal near Geraldton. bincolinbinmerv

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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34 Responses to The Wheelie Bin of History

  1. shazza says:

    Merv was at North Freo Bowling Club LA. We were at yet another quiz night. Cheating like bastards of course. Still didn’t win.

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    • Eric says:

      Hello Shazza, if this is the Shazza of GregNShazza, This is Eric from Pacific Club, please note we’re trying to reply to your mails but they never go through. Please try giving us another mail address. Because I’m worried about spam, I did not use my current mail address for this post so please reply to the address you’ve been sending already. Thanks, E

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  2. G'day from WA says:

    Another difference: when Merv is pissed off at someone he doesn’t whack them with a piece of rolled up paper.

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  3. monkeypants says:

    colon looks kind of “pete costello” hot in that photo.

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  4. I’m wondering why they didn’t go with Hitler mo for the graffiti?

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    • shazza says:

      I’d like to see Merv’s mo on Colon.

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    • Bento says:

      I’m thinking the horns and bungeye grew on the painting instead of the real bumbling fool. It’s a Dorian Gray scenario. I can’t explain why it didn’t work with the jowls.

      And what’s with the intended blacklisting? I can’t help it if I see evil all around me. DFOC – I think I might need to get the union involved on this one.

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      • David Cohen says:

        Alas, comrade Bento, you’re not a member, so you will be helpless as you are consigned to the dustbin of TWOP history.

        All the better for the rest of us, frankly: perhaps our submissions might get a run.

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  5. curious says:

    another difference: a lot of folk like merv.

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  6. Merv’s never been asleep at the wheel.

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  7. CVC says:

    Colon hasnt done ad’s for All-Bran either…he gives everyone the shits without it.

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  8. flynn says:

    Cricketer..blah,blah,blah……boring.
    Pollie…….blah,blah,blah……boring.
    Yep, the same.

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  9. Greg says:

    I suspect Merv actually IS the janitor at North Perth Bowling Club. He keeps that picture in his cupboard to remind him of the glory days.

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  10. CVC says:

    So does that mean Colon has been dumped as patron saint of the UWA school of economics?

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