Category Archives: Worst suburb

Outrage Sunday 17 Going

I was snooping and eavesdropping and generally minding my own business on Marine Parade yesterday morning until I was rudely interrupted by a contact, whom I will call Seattle Samantha. “Put this on that crappy blog you write for,” she … Continue reading

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Sunday Morning Coming Down

I walked from Embleton to Claremont and back yesterday and recorded the worsts. If the future wants to know what Perth was like on a Sunday morning in 2011, then this is what it iiiiissssss. I like that the vibrancy … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 153

That fucking rainmaker Bento: just after I checked in at Bobbi’s yesterday, he sends me a pic of a competing outlet. “Barragup is the pole dancing capital of Peel,” the balcony-strutting bozo says. Maaate: is Barragup that new Maylands sub-division? … Continue reading

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outrage sunday III

I was going to post today but haven’t taken any good Worsts will be too busy. There’s a lot on today and my deadlines are mounting. I have to knock out 500 words on new envelope styles so that’s a … Continue reading

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Brabham

Geoff Vivian took this one on Sunday. Everyone had to drive past it to reach the naming ceremony for the new suburb of Brabham. It would be a bit like driving past a broken toilet to the opening of Darch. … Continue reading

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A Street Guide to Perth Worsts

Over the last 3 years, there have been certain arteries of worsts that turn up again and again, and which have also had new descriptors established by readers. I thought it might be useful to solidify the definitions and also … Continue reading

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Get Ya Wilson Out

Wouldn’t this sentiment best be expressed in on the streets of the O’Connor electorate where Wilson Tuckey rules over a band of moronic rurotard voters rather than the crab infested burg of Manji? Anyhow, I’m sure they’re sick of the … Continue reading

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A South Hedland – everyone’s got one and they all stink

Bento asks if it is only him who would snicker at this. Certainly not. The pic is even more convincing as South Hedland, acknowledged arsehole of the world is in just about the right position. Well close enough for snickering … Continue reading

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The Loved One

Your little Aimée is wagging her tail in heaven tonight, thinking of you. … Evelyn Waugh – The Loved One Speaking of dumbarse new Perth suburb names, WAtching revisted an established dumbarse name suburb, which has a new slogan to … Continue reading

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