Tag Archives: Worst suburb

Yearning to be yarn bombed

Posted on February 21, 2017 by AHC McDonald

This is the sculptural identity of the pro sink Bayswater station group. I believe it is a group designed to stop any progress in Bayswater by concentrating on something that is not likely and running with that. If you shoot … Continue reading →

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Blank Cartridge

Posted on January 31, 2017 by AHC McDonald

If your commercial centre is given its death notice when Cartridge World moves in, what does it mean when Cartridge World closes?  Could even a Rub ‘n Tug survive in Kalamunda”s bleak “For Lease” tundra? If you have to drive … Continue reading →

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Flange MacPherson

Posted on December 5, 2016 by AHC McDonald

I vaguely remember covering this poster years ago. But wouldn’t that just reflect Subiaco’s stultifying progress? (Ie backwards). And what could be more played than Elle? Parklets? Leederville? Only in Subi could Elle’s flange still be a thing. 

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Turn down the vibrancy

Posted on September 1, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Subiaco is making sure that it is as boring as possible by using the (played) medium of wall murals to campaign against sound vibrancy itself. Keep the music down people! We don’t want them to have a good time in … Continue reading →

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Like kicking a sick dog

Posted on August 29, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Oh Subi, sometimes I weep before, during and after bullying you. Like kicking out the crotch of a crippled child. I know what I said. GOOD DAY! So sad and so pathetic. Just look away.  

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Losers Wanted. Kalamunda town planning hiring. 

Posted on June 30, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Orbea sends this chuckle worthy ad for Kalamunda trainee town planners. The ad should have its own laugh track. Essential -Must be able to approve an Aldi in literally any location, even if they haven’t even applied. -Be open to … Continue reading →

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Oh Mundaring

Posted on April 5, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Mundaring, that little village where a crusty but crusty old artisan would hand forge you a new tape roller transport for your Betamax. Or a trolley for your bus stop or registered verge. You can even imagine BSWAM tooling around … Continue reading →

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Beyond dreams of mediocrity

Posted on March 23, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Is living in South Perth really beyond the dreams of others? Is that the limit of dreams in Perth? If you have to ask how much it takes to be a wanker, you can’t afford to be one.  (7m). Would … Continue reading →

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Submit Vile Vistas

Posted on March 17, 2016 by AHC McDonald

It’s all very well for BSWAM to point out the pimples on the arse of the generally charming Hudson River Valley. And I understand that adding sliding aluminium windows to a 1680s tavern is “not ideal”, but where is real … Continue reading →

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Duchie No Pasaran

Posted on March 3, 2016 by AHC McDonald

 NF#1 was in Midland again. Did they mean ambition and enthusiasm do not pass this point? For Midland, I assume that point would be Guildford?     

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