A South Hedland – everyone’s got one and they all stink

Bento asks if it is only him who would snicker at this. Certainly not. The pic is even more convincing as South Hedland, acknowledged arsehole of the world is in just about the right position. Well close enough for snickering purposes anyway.

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87 Responses to A South Hedland – everyone’s got one and they all stink

  1. BJReplay says:

    Nice. Got a piecing in the right labia.

    Can’t see a man in a boat, though.



  2. monkeypants says:

    No way – look at this and tell me that’s not a front bottom –
    (diagram only snuffie not photo):


  3. Richarbl says:

    South Hedland is not the arse end of the the world but you can see it from there.


  4. Bento says:

    All this time I’ve been trying to find the clitoris, and I never thought to look on the North West Coastal Highway.


    • But I’m sure you checked South Hedland for the back door.


      • Bento says:

        One only goes to South Hedland on very special occasions.


        • Onanist says:

          During 2002, a colleague and I did some work for the Shire of Port Hedland. A council staff member suggested that instead of having dinner in and around Port Hedland, we avail ourselves of a wonderful Chinese restaurant in South Hedland.

          What the council worker did not inform us of was the fact that the streets around the restaurant and the adjacent drive-thru bottle shop would resemble the night of the living dead.

          Like moths to a flame, a certain section of the local population, ranging in age from 16 to 60 were staggering aimlessly, in varying degrees of stupefaction, around the streets.

          Not special, but certainly memorable.


  5. Shreiking Wombat says:

    You people disgust me. Cuntfuckenings.


  6. Paracleet says:

    Be a bit too close to the bone for some I would have though. Like what you would use MP’s cunt floss for.


  7. David Cohen says:

    I did not kill Jesus.


  8. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    Celebrate sonic
    Cunt pattern, remembering
    He died for our sins


  9. orbea says:

    well I still can’t find the g-spot anywhere near Hedland


  10. South Hedland back door,
    Only on your birthday dude!
    Try again next year


  11. Pfortner says:

    Just like to share that I finished dealing with a customer email a moment ago, a lengthy, one, that was entirely in Comic Sans… should’ve responded in Papyrus… damn


  12. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    Looks like someone’s tampered with the Wiki page for PH. Not only was the old detention centre apparently “privatised by the Matt Howard Government in the late 1990s”; the reference to “infamous serial pedophile Jaiden Zampogna, who in recent years has kidnapped and taken advantage of several thousand [?!] children and animals” also looks a little dubious.


  13. Mez says:

    I was going to tell a story about an ex-girlfriend who moved to Port Hedland and only later, after I had visited numerous times and stayed there with her good friends who were very very anxious to show me a good time and who later confessed that she had been working as a skimpy at the Pier Hotel. But then I thought that might be a little self indulgent on Easter so I attach a video which I think sums up mine, BJ’s and Pink’s frustrations in a neat package


  14. The Legend 101 says:

    How do you put videos on this site and why do you all do it?


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