Tag Archives: alcohol

Lillee Marsh Lies

The what doesn’t what now?  Doesn’t this go against everything that Lilllee Marsh stood for? Sinking piss and sporting? Lies.  

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get shorty

The TWOPmaster found these awesome Emu Export boardies in Esperance! A bargain at $65 (especially after I found EE torso wear from $39.95). Get into these boardies and you’re sure of a good time. And we know EE is adored … Continue reading

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tyred of life

“The man who is tired of Oxford Street in Leedy is tired of life,” no-one said ever. Although I do miss 130. I once saw Basil Zempilas there in a pair of fresh-out-of-the-box white thongs. Here’s another shot from last … Continue reading

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you mean the box?

A blast from Bento: “Packaging designed in Australia…cutting edge.” Nice call. But, pot/kettle/black – his rangehood is hardly fresh-out-of-the-box.

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Outrage Sunday 85 Geo-Engineering

This is the perfect architectural design for our troubled times. You surveil the sheople through your toughened-glass slit while the invisible tinfoil on the palm tree deflects guv’mint attempts at thought control. This is somewhere on the fringes of south … Continue reading

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Bento glassing

Admit it, fellas. Who among us hasn’t looked at our significant other and thought: “I wish I could put you in a snifter.” It reminded me of a song from simpler days, when men were (weird) men, and women were … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 17 Going

I was snooping and eavesdropping and generally minding my own business on Marine Parade yesterday morning until I was rudely interrupted by a contact, whom I will call Seattle Samantha. “Put this on that crappy blog you write for,” she … Continue reading

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Cocos in Focus

If you can’t tell if a design feature is deliberate or a mistake – it’s a mistake. What’s with the missing but lit “H” at T_e Pub Dianella.? Perhaps it’s one of the initiatives of the new management. It’s a … Continue reading

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The (don’t arf) Penn

They say you can’t polish a turd, but apparently you can give one an aubergine render. The Worst of Perth editor was disappointed to hear that the Penninsular Tavern on Railway road Maylands had undergone a facelift – but fear … Continue reading

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