Get Ya Wilson Out

Wouldn’t this sentiment best be expressed in on the streets of the O’Connor electorate where Wilson Tuckey rules over a band of moronic rurotard voters rather than the crab infested burg of Manji? Anyhow, I’m sure they’re sick of the cunt too. Went on another boat trip on the canals, because the boy loves the dolphins. Tip to tour operators again. No-one gives a bag of cormorant shit what these hideous mansions are worth. Please stop telling us that some taste deprived fuckwit paid 3 million for their boat  and 2 million for their house. Shut the fuck up if you can’t think of anything to say. I also found a pic of an angel with boozies (inc nipples) on Mandurah Canals. Incomprehensibly hideous. Someone went to a shop and actually paid money for this monstrosity.I had the camera on standby in case there was any more Tasker crack on offer, but no. Unnaccountably though, the appallingly horrible Che Tasker (must be one WA’s most embarrassingly bad houses) also had some boozie on show for the tourist boats. Brickbats for the shitty mansion Rolly, but kudos for the Asian Nip.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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35 Responses to Get Ya Wilson Out

  1. Bag O'Turnips says:

    Nice collection of Worsts there TLA. Whatsit wit crap statues? When the importers of these fine mouldings discovered Perth, including Mandurah and Bunbury, they must’ve thought they hit paydirt!

    Do we have a correspondent around Bunbury? (Should do, plenty of Worsts to live off of down there). I would suggest that they go find Buswell Street in East Bunno (StreetSmart 2009, p. B4, grid R34), near the lake along the harbour, and go and insert a scratch ‘n’ sniff sticker on it post haste, or maybe a chair directly under it.

    That would give Iron Knob Fuckey a run for his money!

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  2. vegan says:

    yes, but how much did those statues cost?

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  3. Bento says:

    It is indeed telling that you can return to the scene of previous quality Worsts, and find still more outstanding examples. Angel with nips is top notch.

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  4. Unbelievably, I only get third in google for rolly tasker crack.

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  5. shazza says:

    I hope people who feel the calling to display tits in their front yard hold liberal attitudes towards public breast feeding.

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  6. Bag O'Turnips says:

    I’d love to see the tour operators regale their customers with facts about how these c-anals are royally rooting the ecosystem with silt and pollution from boat bilges, to the potential effects of climate change on these Tuscan-strosities, such as storm surges and rising sea levels exacting their revenge, on behalf of Mother Nature, onto these style-deaf cretins with more cash (or credit) than brains.

    That I would pay gladly for.

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    • Well the complete oversupply of dolphins seems to indicate that the water is reasonably clean.

      They did mention that every now and then the tide runs over the banks and fills up the home theatres and Bundy cellars.

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    • shazza says:

      I imagine they have a lot of small print on their home insurance application forms.

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      • Bag O'Turnips says:

        As if many of them read it, unless they get Slater & Gordon, the bogue lawyers of choice, to pore over it for them and determine whether they can sue the developers in the event of a flooding.

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      • The tour woman said that flood damage was specifically excluded from canal policies, so I expect there will be a lot of water damaged sports memorabilia down there.

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        • Bag O'Turnips says:

          All of mass-produced one-offs, available at your local mall’s Has-Beens And Dickheads Superstore.

          I’m personally hanging out for an autographed copy of Lionel “(whistle) Yorkie!” Yorke’s album or an instore POS celebrity endorsement poster of Alsynite from the bloke who used to be the plumber and general fixit man in A Country Practice, y’know the one who used to get mixed up in harebrained shonky plans with Syd Heylen’s Cookie? (and while you’re there, can you get me his chef’s hat?)

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        • Bento says:

          Tragically, we may never know how many Don Bradman bats, autographed Force jerseys, and panorama photographs of Lords were lost in the great storm of 2010.

          Slightly related – a friend claims to have seen a bumper sticker saying: ’22/03/2010 – Never forget’. I want one more than I’ve ever wanted anything in my life.

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  7. Snuff says:

    Loves the dolpins, TLA ? You’ve been had. I bet CZC can’t wait to see this headline on the front page of the Mandurah Coastal Times.

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  8. G'Day from WA says:

    It doesn’t have a face, but it has nipples?

    Peculiar attention to details…

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  9. Jaidyn-Jaxxon Taylor-Shanesmith says:

    love the way the asian statue’s mounted on pylons like some sort of Joel-Peter Witkin obscenity

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  10. Bag O'Turnips says:

    If Ironknob loses his seat—as is likely—the Mandurah council may have to rename it Crook Street.

    Mind you, “get ya Tony out!” doesn’t quite have the same ring to it, although it does conjure images of red budgie smugglers and something about parliament, hung and cashew come to mind…

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  11. The Legend 101 says:

    Worst Suburbs East Perth,Northbridge,Parts of South perth or anything thats near the city.

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  12. The Legend 101 says:

    LOL who thinks Tuckey St is Funny.

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