outrage sunday III

I was going to post today but haven’t taken any good Worsts will be too busy. There’s a lot on today and my deadlines are mounting. I have to knock out 500 words on new envelope styles so that’s a quick AM trip to Officeworks Midland. Then it’s over to Applecross before the derby to interview some bloke who has a big collection of player cards. Before the big game I have to be at Langley Park for an event. The boss also wants a feature on inappropriate parking in Nollamara: how am I going to fit that in? How would you you write something like that anyway? Sheesh. May as well ask for something on people falling asleep in Shenton Park phone boxes. I told the boss this, and he said: “Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat – no matter who killed the meat for him.” WTF?

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24 Responses to outrage sunday III

  1. NF#1 says:

    Anyone for tennis?

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  2. Lucky Star says:

    I’m assuming by inappropriate parking in Nollamara, he wasn’t talking about ten dead and rotting cars on the front lawn Coco.

    The men in the pram parking can’t help it. They can’t help that they need extra room for their big black…. oh, nevermind.

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  3. The Legend 101 says:

    Does anyone know how many outrage sunday segments are there. Because i want heaps i like them and yeah Nollamara and Mirrabooka suck for stuff like that.

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  4. Jaidyn-Jaxxon says:

    the human factor is always the worst. nice work

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  5. Snuff says:

    Did that envelope just move ?

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  6. orbea says:

    langley park “preserved for prosperity”
    Castrilli wrote this press release himself
    grow lawn for fun and profit

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  7. BrownBook says:

    Midland: Stationary fashion.

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