Category Archives: worst car

Kokoda Korn

Posted on February 1, 2012 by AHC McDonald

You may actually be able to hear Jaidyn Jaxxon’s lip curl as he takes this shot. Nice inclusion of traditional worsts, Beds Plus, blue personalised plates and Cocos palms. Kokoda spirit? Did they mean Kakadu spirit?

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Outrage Sunday 38 true blue

Posted on January 22, 2012 by rottobloggo

Massive excitement whizzing home in the Jizz on Friday when a car behind me, at first blush, looked like the Bento-mobile. The go-faster stripes look like the sort of thing an ageing Maylands rainmaker hipster would stick on his wheels. … Continue reading →

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Two Jockeys

Posted on January 19, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Clem P saw Knob Jockey in Basso, and Pete F Saw the rurotard inseminator 09 wagon  at of all places, the Royal Freshwater Bay Yacht  Club, which is in Peppermint Grove I think. And also full of knob jockeys.

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The Life Journalistic

Posted on January 16, 2012 by AHC McDonald

“Now that I have a sheep, a cow, and a Sigma, everyone bids me, “GOOD DAY SIR!”” Benjamin Franklin  Will the “new journalism” relegate the Sigma – once as vital a part of a journalist’s armoury as a belt made of … Continue reading →

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Snoop Ute

Posted on December 23, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Joel,  doesn’t believe “Snoop would be caught dead in a car with wack rims like that.” East Perth. It’s like he’s Snooping all over Tupac’s grave with that motherfucker. I think Snoop’s coming to Perth isn’t he. Not if he sees … Continue reading →

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The metacars that ate Cannington

Posted on December 5, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Decorating you car with a picture of itself is a bit like getting a tattoo of yourself on your backside. Not cool.I tried to find out what Derrida and Lacan had to say on meta texts, but although extensively commenting, … Continue reading →

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Honour The Flat Cat

Posted on November 23, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Tristan H submits Flat Cat, with the added bonus of  ute with spotlights and Red Rooster rampant. Let me just throw P.’s HONOUR STUDENT!!!! Volvo into the mix. I’ll wager that the honour student insists on being dropped off 5k’s … Continue reading →

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Surely it doesn’t?

Posted on November 22, 2011 by AHC McDonald

It doesn’t does it? Nah, couldn’t be. But on a German car driving past a Becks sign, you need to be ultra careful about your personalised plates. By Turf. Where’s Bag O’ Turnips these days? I want to confirm that … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 177

Posted on November 12, 2011 by AHC McDonald

South Fremantle by Pete F. Another rapture wagon by Tulio. Why do these Jesus Jockeys always have such shit cars? Is it because it’s easier for a rich man something, something, eye of a doodle? Taken near the corner of … Continue reading →

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McLeod’s Morons

Posted on November 4, 2011 by AHC McDonald

What are all these excruciatingly embarrassing kuntry wagons doing in our city? Shouldn’t these rurotards be wallowing in the filth of their subsidies back in Corrigin? I had to add one city smartarse truther to the mix to take the … Continue reading →

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