Surely it doesn’t?

It doesn’t does it? Nah, couldn’t be. But on a German car driving past a Becks sign, you need to be ultra careful about your personalised plates. By Turf. Where’s Bag O’ Turnips these days? I want to confirm that there have been 6 million BMWs sold in Perth. 

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115 Responses to Surely it doesn’t?

  1. It does doesn’t it?

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  2. Bento says:

    Maybe Someone who’s paid in sugar coated jellies?

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  3. valerie woodruffe says:

    Nice car but I don’t like the number plate, my number plate would look much nicer, if you spot me driving by give me a wave

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  4. MattB says:

    I don’t get it. Again.

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  5. rottobloggo says:

    Amazing.

    Surely IC will pick this up…

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  6. poor lisa says:

    Wow.

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  7. Jack says:

    According to the department of transport, registration expires on 2nd of August, just another date in history:

    http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/hitler-becomes-fuhrer

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  8. rottobloggo says:

    Don’t forget the 500-000 to 1,000,000 Mercedes that have been sold in Perth too.

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  9. Bartender's Skills with a Manhatten says:

    Gee.

    (I can’t think of anything else to say.)

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    • Would your constitution allow this over there? Or could you also legally shoot them?

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      • poor lisa says:

        *and

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      • Bartenders Skills with a Manhatten says:

        I’m actually not sure. On the one hand, the Constitution protects freedom of speech up to and including holocaust deniers. On the other hand US license plates come under Federal jurisdiction and are therefore seen as an official “statement” on the part of the US Government. I believe racist and obscene “messages” in license plates are illegal, as they would be seen as discriminatory. We also don’t have profanity-laden bumper stickers of the “fuck a pig” sort I have seen on this site, although I’m not sure they’re illegal per se. Might just be squeamishness on the part of manufacturers.

        I have to say that this is the first thing here that has actually given me pause. I assume Perth doesn’t have a very large Jewish population.

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        • Relatively quite a significant Jewish population.

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        • Bento says:

          Not a particularly large proportion, as I understand it. There is a bit of a community here, as you might expect (I understand the road layout is meant to resemble the menorah candle, but my knowledge is very limited indeed).

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          • Some of Perth’s nicest older houses in that area.

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            • Bento says:

              Also some of Perth’s most ferocious NIMBYs.

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              • RubyRuby says:

                Some verrr good bagels. Missing my fix now Bagels and Beyond has closed its Dianella branch. But apparently they’re still at the end of the synagogue carpark in Menora.

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              • orbea says:

                The NIMBY’s here are appalling. The aged care zone fronting Alexander Drive should be fucking high density R200+, not this bullshit R40-R80 crap they (Stirling, Planning) are foisting here.
                Most of the Menora Heritage zone is R5!
                Three kilometres to the CBD, high frequency bus routes, tram route up the Boulevarde of Broken Worsts. SuperTAFE, WAAPA. And the residents fucking whinge about old folks and car traffic.

                Most development in the ‘Orbeahood’ consists of purchasing a 3×1 on 1000m2, bringing in the backhoe, demolishing the nicely proportioned California bungalow and building a 600m2 floor area McMansion from fence line to fence line, bit of turf, perchance a pool, and a couple of SUV’s in the driveway/double front garage.

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            • orbea says:

              Near the Orbea-hood yo. Design guidelines page Ten

              Designed by Carl Klem and Percy Hope who were contemporaries of turn of century Perth Town Clerk W.E. Bold, who was a proponent of Garden City Movement design, Ebeneezer Howard, Raymond Unwin, Arts and Crafts movement etc

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      • Bartender's Skills with a Manhatten says:

        I checked around and it seems that the State motor vehicle bureaus review all license plates and will not approve obscene or racist messages–although evidently they do slip through. Someone in Hampton, VA, had a license plate that read ZYCLONB–the gas used by Nazis in the extermination camps. The plate was revoked when complaints came in. I can only assume they thought it was a Battlestar Gallactica reference. There was also a PERTWANG that got through in western New York.

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  10. JaneZ says:

    Oh my fucking god.

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  11. Ljuke says:

    Rich people are awesome.

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  12. MattB says:

    Is there anything else the plate could say? Or is consensus that this is infact an intentionally offensive plate. I wonder how many permutations before it were submitted and rejected.

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  13. Russell Wolfe's Lovechild says:

    Jack van T – is that you?

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  14. shazza says:

    If only it had a Fit In or Fuck Off sticker.

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  15. langhorne says:

    CUB? or just a cunt?

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    • “As were back Live on the War Zone, a loud Nightmare gong hits the arena as the fans jump to the feet. Moments later the lights go out as a television distoursion hits the titantron as many of the lights in the arena start to flash as they suddenly stop as the video on tron starts to play.

      The video shows a dark, mistiy area in front somewhat of a empty abonned church as the doors start to slowly squeek in openning. As the camera slowly enters the church, we see Nightmare nealing on the ground looking up to a huge TX symbol thats burning on fire while he is surrond even more flames.” sic

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  17. Jew Burner. There, I’ve said it.

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  18. B.T. says:

    Surely it runs on petrol.

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  19. The Legend 101 says:

    That makes no sence.

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  20. charlie haper says:

    Its a clever plate. Pity D.O.T. were a little casual on there screening process

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  23. charlie haper says:

    Thats a cool plate, so…….. fuck off!!!!

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  24. glenn says:

    I wonder if it has been ‘converted’ to run on GAS?

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