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It does doesn’t it?
I would have my doubts TLA, except for the otherwise unnecessary “w.”
Makes sense to me that Martin Bormann might end up hiding in Cottesloe(?)
South Fremantle, just before South Beach driving past South Beach Hotel aka Davilak, if I’m not mistaken? Seems I live in a worst hot spot.
Some kind of stargate nearby I think.
Outrage will be crying in his Jizz after seeing this.
Maybe Someone who’s paid in sugar coated jellies?
Assuming I’m correct, this person will be mortified by the terrible misinterpretation, I’m sure.
Jubes have gone down hill over the years. Marabella gone from hard to soft. For shame!
For my money starburst has kept the dream alive.
Enough to make you want to set fire to Parliament House, isn’t it?
We’re talking that hideous pile up the top of the hill?
Matches, hand me matches…
Parliament house is beautiful. It is just spoilt by the fountains. There is a post somewhere.
It’s beautiful inside – I’ve searched for worsts, found none aside from unremittingly shithouse art, watercolor views of dandaragan etc. I think there is even one in cross stitch but never could find it again.
Just here, TLA, and in the background here and here. And of course, here.
Thank you, as ever, coming through with the bestest Snuff-stuff.
I will swap out the Girrawheen exchange and the limping ADSL1 connection I occasionally have access to (when the technology gods are smiling) for whatever nuclear powered Nipponese super-speeded www access you apparently have… even just once a week?
Always a pleasure, RR. But be warned, the NA-2010 is not for the faint of heart.
or maybe someone who spends a lot of time on the grill?
Nice car but I don’t like the number plate, my number plate would look much nicer, if you spot me driving by give me a wave
get a life you loser, I can’t believe that you are still posting shit using my name..you poor deluded sad act
I don’t get it. Again.
That makes two of us; but a have advancing senility as an excuse.
Really? Plate reading can be a bit of an art. Some people will tell you that it s a total myth that 6 million BMW’s have been sold in Perth, that the figure is a wild exaggeration. However it would be illegal to make that claim in Germany itself where the car is made.
Was that you switching off, Matt, or was it the penny dropping?
I’m still at a loss.
In that case, have you come up with an alternative non-genocide referencing reading of the text?
Vegan, I’ll let them sound out the plate for a little longer before revealing.
Vegan, its a bit like playing Scrabble, don’t be such a tease please reveal all
googling that which has been xxxx’d has led me to some interesting places.
why am i always surprised when i find such vile filth on the net? why can’t i remember that that is what it was invented for?
Urban Dic has it as an abusive term for a German as in “Hey you fucking xxx xxxxxx!”
dude, spoiler alert. I am hesitant to even have the phrase on here. I draw the line at rugmuncher.
Oh, say it: we’ll get some interesting neo-Nazi traffic!
Has everyone got it now? What about Rolly?
I prefer the rugmuncher traffic.
Maybe it’s a hoax? I could suggest it’s Peter Berner’s brother, but then we’d get all that stuff about how he isn’t funny.
rich rugmunchers are awesome
dude, I feel like part of the in crows to be censored.
Surely IC will pick this up…
I’m pretty sure that IC couldn’t pick up the clap in a brothel.
IC bin ein Berliner.
IC ist ein Müllsack.
Actually, I have a feeling IC may have already covered this. Lightly of course. Either that or I’m confusing IC with having seen this thing in the street.
Whoah. So you’re saying TWOP has sunk so low as to be stealing content from IC? End days are upon us…
oh come now, if the learned subscribers here have problems interpreting this plate, you think ic will get it?
According to the department of transport, registration expires on 2nd of August, just another date in history:
Oh, hi there, Eoin!
Don’t forget the 500-000 to 1,000,000 Mercedes that have been sold in Perth too.
Yes, they are often the forgotten victims.
(I can’t think of anything else to say.)
Would your constitution allow this over there? Or could you also legally shoot them?
I’m actually not sure. On the one hand, the Constitution protects freedom of speech up to and including holocaust deniers. On the other hand US license plates come under Federal jurisdiction and are therefore seen as an official “statement” on the part of the US Government. I believe racist and obscene “messages” in license plates are illegal, as they would be seen as discriminatory. We also don’t have profanity-laden bumper stickers of the “fuck a pig” sort I have seen on this site, although I’m not sure they’re illegal per se. Might just be squeamishness on the part of manufacturers.
I have to say that this is the first thing here that has actually given me pause. I assume Perth doesn’t have a very large Jewish population.
Relatively quite a significant Jewish population.
What I meant to say was, “We should have such a population already.”
I’m afraid I don’t understand.
From South Africa, no?
No, don’t think so, but Outrage Cohen might be your man for the tracking of the diaspora. Post war Europewould have been main source. Very much establishment old families these days I think.
Some are establishment old families, like most Imagined communities there are ranges of class, caste, cult and politics, no coherent voice or representation that claims to speak for all.
I was very upset fucking outraged when neo-nazis graffitied the Perth Synagogue near my home, and a few other businesses around Thornlie.
The owner of this car / licence plates should be prosecuted for Racial vilification.
RV legislation is not about name calling,
So, tracking it down and keying a cock and balls on the bonnet won’t be enough for you, then? (not that I’m suggesting that would be a Good Idea… you might need to hang out around Freo. You might catch, I dunno, dreadlocks).
Keying orpaint stripping a car would be wrong</p.
There are about 5000 of us and we control EVERYTHING while fomenting world socialism AND rampant capitalism.
Maybe a third from SA.
I just ate a bagel! (late lunch after pounding the mean western suburb streets).
Not a particularly large proportion, as I understand it. There is a bit of a community here, as you might expect (I understand the road layout is meant to resemble the menorah candle, but my knowledge is very limited indeed).
Some of Perth’s nicest older houses in that area.
Also some of Perth’s most ferocious NIMBYs.
Some verrr good bagels. Missing my fix now Bagels and Beyond has closed its Dianella branch. But apparently they’re still at the end of the synagogue carpark in Menora.
The NIMBY’s here are appalling. The aged care zone fronting Alexander Drive should be fucking high density R200+, not this bullshit R40-R80 crap they (Stirling, Planning) are foisting here.
Most of the Menora Heritage zone is R5!
Three kilometres to the CBD, high frequency bus routes, tram route up the Boulevarde of Broken Worsts. SuperTAFE, WAAPA. And the residents fucking whinge about old folks and car traffic.
Most development in the ‘Orbeahood’ consists of purchasing a 3×1 on 1000m2, bringing in the backhoe, demolishing the nicely proportioned California bungalow and building a 600m2 floor area McMansion from fence line to fence line, bit of turf, perchance a pool, and a couple of SUV’s in the driveway/double front garage.
That’s not turf. That’s that stuff that belongs in butchers’ windows.
Near the Orbea-hood yo. Design guidelines page Ten
Designed by Carl Klem and Percy Hope who were contemporaries of turn of century Perth Town Clerk W.E. Bold, who was a proponent of Garden City Movement design, Ebeneezer Howard, Raymond Unwin, Arts and Crafts movement etc
I checked around and it seems that the State motor vehicle bureaus review all license plates and will not approve obscene or racist messages–although evidently they do slip through. Someone in Hampton, VA, had a license plate that read ZYCLONB–the gas used by Nazis in the extermination camps. The plate was revoked when complaints came in. I can only assume they thought it was a Battlestar Gallactica reference. There was also a PERTWANG that got through in western New York.
Pertwang might get through here.
I would assume the same attitude and reaction apply here.
Oh my fucking god.
Rich people are awesome.
Is there anything else the plate could say? Or is consensus that this is infact an intentionally offensive plate. I wonder how many permutations before it were submitted and rejected.
Hard to think of another explanation. Maybe it was just seeing what can be slipped past the licensing guys. Similar to “Corksoaker” getting past the dog naming stewards at the dogs.
BTW, you’re commenting a lot. The Alannah regime too boring? A councillor wouldn’t get soiled by public contact unless up for reelection otherwise.
Sneaking this one into The Simpsons was brilliant.
you’ve no idea how many emails I get along the lines of “Matt come back to TWOP it is awesome when you post lots.”
It might be a surname?
not a surname Google’s ever heard of.
Jack van T – is that you?
If only it had a Fit In or Fuck Off sticker.
CUB? or just a cunt?
It probably does, or perhaps it is in reference to this… (fanfic alert)
“As were back Live on the War Zone, a loud Nightmare gong hits the arena as the fans jump to the feet. Moments later the lights go out as a television distoursion hits the titantron as many of the lights in the arena start to flash as they suddenly stop as the video on tron starts to play.
The video shows a dark, mistiy area in front somewhat of a empty abonned church as the doors start to slowly squeek in openning. As the camera slowly enters the church, we see Nightmare nealing on the ground looking up to a huge TX symbol thats burning on fire while he is surrond even more flames.” sic
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Jew Burner. There, I’ve said it.
Do you feel better?
Surely it runs on petrol.
That makes no sence.
Go away child
Cum bak, I miss your wry comments
Its a clever plate. Pity D.O.T. were a little casual on there screening process
Clever like Hitler? Pity the Germans were a little casual in their screening process.
Pity the German voters weren’t a little casual in their screening process.
pity they were, casual, I mean – time to fuck off I think
Screen the casual voter for germs of pity
Dude? Drunk at 9:09pm?
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Thats a cool plate, so…….. fuck off!!!!
This is a cool plate.
I wonder if it has been ‘converted’ to run on GAS?
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Apparently they do draw the line somewhere.
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