Category Archives: not worst

Freedom

Free beer tomorrow, elephant gods today. Eighth Avenue Maylands is still shitting all over Rockeby Rd Subiaco. What will they come up with next? Free parking? 

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Regal Woody

Perineum got wood when he saw the Queen’s Tree at Kings Park. I’m not…against it, I guess. No, I kinda like it. At least it’s not Prince Charles.

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The Fish Lit Hit

Kill Tim Winton? Please nobody follow this exhortation. I’m serious. Because I’d probably get the bloody blame for it. By Illusiver. King’s Square Fremantle. Is it a schoolie forced to study Cliche Street for their finals? Ben Elton? I would … Continue reading

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Executive Committee

A meeting of the executive committee for “Keeping Perth Walls Blank.” A branch of the Illuminati.

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Re-register

I love this Baysie house. It’s near the fish and chip and tattoo precincts btw. I find it heartwarming that the owner has made top dressing the council’s verge more of a priority than attaching the verandah posts to the … Continue reading

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Trio probed 

How can you probe nipples? Trust the Chook to keep abreast of matters. This is all good: David ‘Ding-Dong’ Bell, crime, pasties. Better than Violent crime duo caught on video.   

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Faux Ted’s Excellent Adventure

My humility video is out now.  

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Eat, Drink, Chicken, Love

Drinking and chicken is an effective anti depressive! I have taken the cure many, many times myself. By NF#1. Northbridge.  

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Invaders Unplugged

Bento saw this lovely brickwork in West Perth. Looks like it may soon be gone. But I’m glad he recorded it for us. This really is great.

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Cultural Embarassador

I’m going with not worst for this. (obviously). Unless you can speak Chinese, in which case I have a new category. Worst pronunciation of Chinese by me. If subtitles don’t appear, click CC button.

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