Re-register

I love this Baysie house. It’s near the fish and chip and tattoo precincts btw. I find it heartwarming that the owner has made top dressing the council’s verge more of a priority than attaching the verandah posts to the ground! Is there even a front door? I would make seasoning my crepe pans the next big priority job. And the mega Palm. In this context I like it. Marvellous in almost every respect. May that top dressed council lawn be forever registered.  By Bento.

 

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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19 Responses to Re-register

  1. Rong1 says:

    Is that a hitching rail in front of the front door? Love it – truly rustic.

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  2. Bento says:

    To dispel any doubts, I can confirm this house is occupied by at least 1 person. Possibly also his mother’s corpse.

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  3. Rong1 says:

    Surely some TV company could have a Renovation show at this address?

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  4. Rong1 says:

    . . . and after the Reno Show, a Cooking Show. Hope there’s a Metters Warren No 1 wood stove inside.

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  5. juantrak says:

    Ya know, that place looks suspiciously like Bayswaters version of the Ettamogah Pub.
    Did Ken Maynard ever visit Bayswater? I reckon he probably got his inspiration from sighting this joint.
    Any signs of a Model T truck being parked on the roof sometime? That’d be a dead giveaway.

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